Guard: 'Warden! Something is escaping!'
Warden: 'Escaping?... Ha ha ha ha!'
Guard: 'That is … funny … sir?'
Warden: 'Of course! I've build an infinite loop. There always will be a wall.'
Guards: 'Why not add a roof at some point? Just to safe!'
Warden: 'Where is the fun in that? … Look! It is fully operational!'
GLaDOS: *SCP subject escaping ... activating laser ... The cake is a LIE!*
Those well placed spikes in the middle of the tiny platforms can send me off in a botomless pit in less than a second with these challenging controls and good level design ... you certainly made me swear and curse more than in a Dark Souls game, well done! 5/5 ;D
Nice game! Customers complains too much, this how I would solve that:
Customer: I want an open air cafe!
Me: *builds a standard cafe and opens all windows*
Customer: There is no cinema.
Me: *builds an internet room with a lifetime subscribtion to netflix*
Customer: Slow elevators!
Me: *tries to stuff a presidential suite into an elevator*
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5/5 omg :D YEEEEEEEAH! haha i cannot stop laugh! Thanks mate i appreciate it so much!! Porkiiin YEEEEEEAH!