You can kinda imagine the conversation that must have occurred at the beginning of this quest. Mage: "There must be some mistake. I said I needed the strongest heroes in the land to journey to the dark pit." Head of the Guard: "There's no mistake. These two are the strongest guys stupid enough to want to go to a placed called "The Dark Pit." Mage: "Fine, I'll take them." To the others: "Just don't get yourselves killed too easy."
I think this game really should have had a lvl cap at some point. As it is, once you reach a certain point in endless mode you can go on forever because you're lvling so fast and gaining so much HP that the enemy can kill you no matter how much you get hit. That doesn't even factor in the impact of health points, which are way undervalued by the time you have a health bar of over 31,000. The game just becomes way too easy and boring at that point. Still, it was very fun, and I enjoyed it. 5/5
This game is good for what it is, but that doesn't mean it's great. The game (and the badge) would be much better if Fuel of War wasn't there. If you've beaten the game on Elite, you're going to have no problem beating this version. The game takes way too long to complete a lvl. Some of this is necessary for difficulty progression, some of it is just painful. You really need a continuous fire option...
This is a horrible game for badges. It doesn't deserve them. It has WAY TO MANY GLITCHES to ever be acceptable. I made it to wave 30 of endless, then with dozens of greenjackets, the game glitches, my troops stop firing, but the enemy engineers keep going, so I lose because the game DOES NOT WORK PROPERLY. 2/5 I would give it 3, but I almost gave it 1 just because of the glitches.
I was going to report this as inappropriate based on the name, but now I realize that there's nothing here to report other than a sad little person with no life.
The Brackets are 300,000 big yacht. It took me a while to get the lvl 5 ending. I had 240,000 before the trophies and the trophies put me up to 330,000. The first couple of days are key. If you don't get several coins both of the first 2 days, restart because you aren't going to get it.
I like the inclusion of the checkpoints, but I fell that the designer used them as a crutch/excuse to make the game arbitrarily difficult in spots. I don't consider that a positive. 3/5
I'm not really impressed with this. It sufferes from many of the same problems that afflict Ceasary and the other MMOs. Nothing prevents established players from abusing smaller ones.
MrSloth, I think you're missing the point on lvl 11. The goal is not to USE all the weapons. The goal is to open the crates and reveal them but not use them so they're still on the field at the end.
I agree with some of the others in that the way to beat this game is by upgrading your troops. I also recommend the "support" skill as it gives large numbers of additional soldiers to help completely overwhelm the opponents.
The timer on the boss fights is completely unnecessary. This is a game that makes every fight way too easy but tries to make the bosses murder. And why are the bosses giant animals? We're fighting other civilizations. Random?
The games chosen for epic week seem to be getting progressively more terrible. I didn't even like the concept of this game. A giant sperm? On a community friendly site like this? From a gameplay standpoint, I was disappointed by the fact that, if you are patient, enemy friendly fire just about wins the game for you. In stage 5, I had 4 Zeplins go down and each time it was because an enemy fired a shot that hit the lazer core. I didn't personally kill any of the Zeplins by deflection. 1/5
I laughed the entire time I was playing this game. It sucks horribly as a game but it works as comedy, I don't get the description though. This game doesn't encourage me to think about life and feelings at all. It just makes me want to laugh. 3/5 for pure hilarity
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