Better than skipping a rock backwards on a lake. There seems to be a drunken leprechaun on your kitchen floor. He's stolen your faucet and is tossing fruit all over.
Nice concept, but crappy execution.
1. Either get an artist or learn to draw.
2. Controls suck. Stick with the arrows/WASD. The cannon should be controlled with the L/R arrows or A/D buttons.
3. Rescuing humans was good.
4. Needs levels.
5. Should be able to fire other things you find too, like the skulls of destroyed zombies.
This game is another argument for negative ratings on Kongregate. Also, if you're going to have English (or any language for that matter) in a game, could you at least TRY to get it right?