vvyrd

I am a squirrel.

I ride a dial-up-pony into battle.

Slow? I like to call it the ‘scenic’ tour of the internet.

Does this limit the number of games I can play at times? Sure.

Do I resent it?

flashback scene of the keyboard being slammed and throwing the mouse in frustration

Not at all, not. at. all.

smiles pleasantly. room focuses over shoulder to show trashed room, destroyed computer, and what appears to be blood stains on all surfaces. Close up to the far wall, partially blocked by fallen curtains. Scrawled in red it says “the bandwidth is a lie, the bandwidth is a lie”

Why do you ask?