NOOOO! ALAST YE LAND LUBBER! YE BE MAKIN ME ANGRY! (had 1 hp starting final boss, got to the flaming skull boss, aaaand when he had 1/4th hp left i died. sad face.)
Blackhole, sir, you are histerical. Although i think its kinda smart to spin in circles and shoot your cannons randomly... your BOUND to hit SOMETHING at least. :3