Your name is Greg Thompson. You are a woman. You are a store employee who likes digital alarm clocks. Your dream is to eat a turd. People describe you as being a GENIOUS! You excessively smoke marijuana. You would not be described as a murderer. The one thing you have always dreamed of inventing is loud cars. You love drinking melted alcohol. You have been given a life path. If you do not agree with it, hit choose again.
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