Dear Customer:
I have been doing this job ALONE for approximately $25 a day for the last 100 days. Due to this, and the fact your inane orders are driving me insane, YOU ARE ALL GETTING BARELY COOKED CHEESE PIZZAS while I get Papa Louie to Gold Customer status. Thank you for your understanding and your continued patronage.
Why does Hades look like a discount version of Saruman? Boring slog. At least I was able to do what I needed to do without too much effort. Could have been good if it wasn't designed to demand your cash every chance it could get.
Probably one of my more favored puzzle games on this site. Like the how the hard badge doesn't require aceing...maybe that can be for an impossible badge. *hard nudge at Kongregate*
The 5291st person to earn the X5 badge...what other projects could I have done with all the time it took me to get to this point. Too depressing to think about. Although I do want to say it's the best of the series. Definitely good updates over the prior entries to the series.
Great game with some nice improvements over the prior entries to the series. This game does take a lot of time to complete though. My only real complaint, the fourth epic stage is a lot harder than the last one with the right strategy. Should be reversed in my opinion.
It's a little slow to get going and it's easy to hit a wall shortly after the second arcane level, but as you level up it becomes a progressively more fun game. Always enjoyed the Gemcraft games so I think I'm just a little biased.
Why, why, why, why, why?!?!? Is the mouse the movement of the character AND how to pick up coins. Best fix would have been to have AWSD be movement and the mouse be coin pick-up.
The game is only 20 levels so if you are getting close to the 500 badge you may want to purposefully lose it to make sure you don't end the game with 499 head shots....like I did.
It's a fun little game and a nice break from all the bullet hell games and games that are pay to win. Too bad once you win it once you really have no need to play it again.
I've never known a tower defense game NOT to have some form of splash tower, but I suppose that would make an already insanely simple game even simpler.
So why do I have archers if they don't actually shoot anything. Also, anyone else find some of the orders of the words funny. I got "robin her naked log" on a level.
Why in the name in Heaven would you have a timer on a boss battle? Level 20 takes 1:40 to kill because you have to wait for them to fire at you. At least you get unlimited continues from your save.
Well, in Guitar Hero the frets line up with the actual beat of the music. Here it doesn't, which will throw off most people. If you just focus on the music itself and ignore the frets you will be able get by just fine. Thankfully you don't need to be perfect to get the hard badge on easy.
Yeah...just in case you play mute. When you get to the black screen...just wait. There is an ending video that has to play before you get the badge. Played through three times, thinking the game was bugged for the badge before I actually played in on sound.
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