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Fishy Waters

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Apr. 12, 2014

Rating: 1

You have to hand it to the dad, being able to survive inside a kraken for years until his child grew up is quite a feat of endurance.

The Last Stand: Union City

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Apr. 06, 2014

Rating: 5

hmm, it seems there is a zombie outbreak. Maybe I, with my battleaxe and legions of guns and nigh immortality, should take it upon my self to save the city... LOLNAH I'm going to murder the entire military presence for trying to protect people, destroy the barricade and let the zombies out, and then put a zombie on a boat and transport it to another country.

Dead Zed 2

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Feb. 23, 2014

Rating: 2

Yeah, just finished killing every single zombie in the entire vicinity flawlessly on my own, now let's see how my foragers we...OH GOD WHY ARE THEY ALL DEAD YOU HAD 80% TO SURVIVE WHY. Yeah, so good game, but searchers die too much. If i can take on a horde, 6 people should be able to fend of the contents of a small house.

Don't Kill the Cow

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Feb. 20, 2014

Rating: 2

Sorry for rthe double post, just had to share something. I got up to day 8 by waiting till she died then giving her corn, to which her corpse says she is allergic, and the day ends bringing you to day 8. Then I killed the cow and ate it by myself.

Don't Kill the Cow

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Feb. 20, 2014

Rating: 0

Why is some random freeloader's life worth more than my precious cow's life? What a conceited... GET YOUR OWN FOOD COW IS MY FRIEND.

Flappy Bird Flash

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Feb. 15, 2014

Rating: 2

Until the high scores become available to see, we'll have a lot of comments claiming they got a two-digit score. I'm sure once they do, the average claimed score will decrease by 90%

Anti-Idle: The Game

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Feb. 14, 2014

Rating: -21

It's been over four years, and still no mute button.

Crush The Castle 2

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Jan. 30, 2014

Rating: 2

"Oh, you're playing crush the castle? Isn't that a rip-off of angry birds?" Then I stabbed him with his own spine.

Deep Sea Hunter 2

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Jan. 10, 2014

Rating: 5

"Sir! We've spotted the Kraken!" "Excellent, prepare to attack!" "Sir, our ship is going to explode because you just clumsily piloted us through an octopus and several walls." "curses, you win this time Kraken. I'll be back hahahaha!" I dunno, it seems like I just did one of those douchy supervillain moves where he goes all "I have no time to play with you now" and just runs off.

Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!

Play Epileptic Headsmashing Game 2000+ Deluxe!

Dec. 31, 2013

Rating: 0

I notice that the music is the same as elephant rave. And the instructions. And the rainbows. And the seizures induced by said rainbows. And how it gives me a great urge to bash my head against a wall. Especially the last one.

SAS: Zombie Assault 3

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Dec. 26, 2013

Rating: 3

lalala playing this game on my slow computer. This will certainly end well. Oh, look frikkin tons of zombies haha no probs shotgun should sort this out. Oh, its gone a bit laggy, no worries haha. Oh...dear...I seem to be trapped in an eternal buggy void womewhere completely off the map and i cant move. And zombies are everywhere. and I seem to be immortal and if i try to move I telepoert somewhere else in the void. What coding made this possible?

The Choice

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Dec. 21, 2013

Rating: 7

"I will only love you if you stop drinking." "Okay" Later... "why were you drinking?!" "look, I made physical contact with him, there was nothing I could do!" This guy is really weak-willed.

L.I.F.E.

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Dec. 06, 2013

Rating: 8

This is so artistic. You plummet from the sky, symbolising the inevitability of your death and no matter how much you try, you will never...wait, nevermind, you can become immortal. Huh.

Crystal Story II

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Nov. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

Its kind of annoying that to upgrade aan item, someone has to equip it first. I have to keep accessing my inventory to make sure all my stuff is up to date.

Diggy

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Nov. 05, 2013

Rating: 2

Did anyone else meet the internet's feline friend in the top left?

Zombie Mart

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Oct. 27, 2013

Rating: 2

In the near future, customers=zombies. Apple Incorporated, I'm looking at you.

Gamer Memory Test!

Play Gamer Memory Test!

Oct. 27, 2013

Rating: 2

I've always liked this sort of game, and I had fun with it, but a big problem I had was that the titles that you had to enter were too specific. For example 'zombies ate my neighbours' took my several tries before I realised that an exclamation mark was needed. Also he very first one, I recognized as *spoiler* from *spoiler* - and I still haven't figured out how I'm supposed to enter it correctly.

Developer response from Monkeybox

We had to input all of the possible answer keys for each game by hand, and it's kinda hard to guess every possible way a player could type each game, so we had to settle for the most obvious one and one or two variations. Also, there's no need for an exclamation mark in ZamN, you likely just made a typo (as in, 'neighboUrs' has no U) :P Thanks for giving it a try though!

Vortex Point 2

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Aug. 21, 2013

Rating: 3

Use axe on person. "That doesn't work" I'm sorry, who's playing this game, me or you?

The Man with the Invisible Trousers

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Aug. 20, 2013

Rating: 2

James = Slenderman with hat. Slenderman looks good with a hat.

The Peacekeeper

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Aug. 15, 2013

Rating: 0

That moment when you die when a bomb guy is on the screen, and the screaming just continues forever.

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