Watch, as the amazing Carlos manages to overcome a savage murderer, when the only tools at his disposal are money, a knife vending machine, and a chainsaw.
She sells sea shells by the seashore / for just 400 dollars, not a cent more. / Anything else - a thousand times as much, / Adam Smith hates your guts.
"But bad things, or one most worthy bad thing, is brought forth, and is moved to Antiopa. It takes flight, they shudder before it, to these pleasurable disagreements. But fearing the choice by someone, for her followers were acting unlawfully. They coloured to another force, a force with great hatred to you. Let it be within the food of your region. " Or something like that. I think it's supposed to just be Lorem Ipsum text, rather than actually meaning anything.
"If you want the ruby, you will have to succeed where others have failed. You must defeat me, the sewer troll! In rock paper scissors! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh, you won. Ok, here you go."
"We are a very elite institute, and we're only accepting 3 students this year. This is absolutely not because we only have 3 Pokém-Beasts. You heard me. Beasts. Anyway, this one is supe- uhhh... beats that one, which beats the other one, like rock-paper-scissors. EXCEPT NOTHING LIKE THAT, IT'S TOTALLY ORIGINAL. Now go and defeat the X number of guys, and then the radical big three, or whatever, and become the pokém... BEAST... Master."
"Wait, these fingerprints match! Clearly it is MAGIC!" "No this sort of thing happens quite often, probably just a mistake, because you tried to get an accurate fingerprint result in a matter of seconds, instead of multiple weeks, like they normally take." "YOU SHUT UP CRAIG, YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW."
Vortex point, everybody, where the mundane is absurd and the absurd is certain.
Hmmm...I need a pen. Better STEAL ONE FROM THE TOWN HALL.
"Here is a pen sir."
"Dear god is this a pen HAVE MY SPARE LIGHTING FIXTURES I KEEP BEHIND MY DESK."
The alpha-virus gamemode doesn't seem to encapsulate the whole teamwork quality of the game. I love the idea of events to stop the game from getting repetitive, but perhaps the events should be more along the lines of 'Kill this really deadly zombie as a team,' or something like that.
This event was designed to be a little different. It was a gamble. It isn't supposed to be a teamwork based gameplay mode, we wanted to try something a little different. More game modes will happen in the future, some of these may appeal more to you.
'Don't worry Oak is the main character-he can't die.' 'Boy What would we do if Oak died? That sure would be Bad.' 'Oak sure is old and also a mentor figure.' 'This looks like a trap, but I'm sure it isn't. ' Foreshadowing at its least subtle.
Hey pizza guy ,have this scrap of some sort of cheese that i 'found' somewhere. Hey Mr. pizza-wanting guy have this SINGLE SLICE of pizza, I'm sure that's what you expected, right? Oh well, looks like the crime was solved, with believable and non-circumstantial evidence and everyone lived happily ever after, until we got sued by that pizza-wanting guy.
While I'm all for subtlety, the theme of this game is not clear at all to most people. I read the comments about how its very philosophical n vague ways, but all I saw when I played was some guy who decided not to go to work one day, and fly to the moon with the power of just believing, so he could meet depressed astronauts. Maybe if NASA didn't waste their funds on rockets and just flapped their arms instead, they could afford a psychiatrist.
"Sir, that 100 generic mass unit weight we ordered from that place which isn't Amazon due to copyright laws has arrived!"
"Excellent, we need that to power this one single security camera."
"Sir, why are the budget cuts so bad?"
"I don't know, unnamed guard. I don't know."
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This event was designed to be a little different. It was a gamble. It isn't supposed to be a teamwork based gameplay mode, we wanted to try something a little different. More game modes will happen in the future, some of these may appeal more to you.