These are always a little sloppy with typos/bugs and the humor can be a bit problematic, but they're fun. This one hits a new low by denigrating people with depression and basically saying people who are on antidepressants just need to have a more positive outlook and get off the meds! Uh, no.
I spent the time to get the green key but it didn't open anything (yes, I walked all the way back to the library, everything was still locked). The puzzles leading up to the final boss were interesting but the final boss is incomprehensible, I give up. Frustrated. Wish I'd realized right away this is similar to Undertale, which I also did not enjoy.
delete this, it's awful. i can't believe it's in the cuteness overload quest?? i enjoy dark humor but this is just depressing, and the physics are so finicky it's unplayable.
Also now that the "all the bathrooms are locked" thing has been pointed out it's really bugging me that apparently no one's needed the restroom in 16 hours or whatever it's been?
This is a visual novel, not a puzzle game. You can't make any choices and the puzzles are all the same and not challenging or interesting. You just click through a ton of mediocre dialog. I don't know why this was on the "Best of 2017" list. The only redeeming factor is (spoiler follows) a trans protagonist...
Okay so there's a fine line between an homage and a rip-off. IMO this is just a tedious, unoriginal Monument Valley clone with none of the charm of the original. I'm surprised this is allowed on Kongregate, let alone is promoted as part of the Best of 2016 Quest. :( It doesn't help that the controls are finicky and it's possible to get stuck on certain levels and have to restart.
If you like this game you should go buy Monument Valley.
to add more constructive criticism:
1. lots of misspelled words
2. lots of places where longer words/numbers are cut off
3. no way to buy/sell multiple units
4. combat is too crowded and laggy, and it's too hard to see what's going on
5. the game is poorly balanced; it took me forever to be able to capture my first city, but then i took the last 28 or so in a single wave. i also pretty much always had WAY more gold than i could manage to spend.
6. when on the ship, there wasn't a very large path you could follow, which sometimes led to being "stranded" until you figured out what direction to click
7. the drop area for buying/selling units is too small
8. not enough variation between the capabilities of different sorts of troops
9. overall, very unprofessional feel; lots of weird visual glitches.
uhh yeah... it's solitaire. the card design is crowded so it's hard to tell what suit they are. the chat is annoying. not really sure why this has a badge. luckily it doesn't take very long to get. 1/5.
uh... maybe i'm just dumb, but i can NOT figure this one out. it's so hard to hit anything, and you can only shoot with one turret at once so it seems pointless to have so many. died on the second wave of the allegedly easiest level. 1/5.
finally got the hard badge (after switching to a desktop, cuz touchpad was just not cutting it x_x)... did notice a few bugs (after "retry" couldn't cast any spells, turning skeletons off in options didn't work past the current level), and the lag cost me a few levels, even on a better machine (AMD64 with 1GB RAM). good game though, just the right amount of frustrating, and SMITING is oh so very satisfying. :D upgraded to 4/5.
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