Surgeon: "Doctor, the anesthesia wore off in the middle of the surgery,"
Doctor: "Well what did you do?"
Surgeon: "I pretended to shoot at him with my fingers and that frightened him a little but he started screaming like it was real."
Doctor: "He was probably screaming by all the pain,"
Surgeon: "Or that too, but after that I just started hitting him with the hammer in the head! :D"