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Forbidden Arms

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Jun. 29, 2018

Rating: -4

I believe games need to be rated on their conveyance as well as sound, graphics, etc. Conveyance is the manner in which the player can figure out the gameplay without pop-ups or instructions all over the place telling him how to play the game. This game gets a 0/10 for conveyance. As a relatively straightforward game, I'm pretty sure I can figure out how to click the mouse and chop with my sword without 35 pop-ups telling me "the right way" to do everything. Literally, I just clicked on the right side of the screen for the first survival level and got a 300+ combo without getting hit once.

Red Remover BLAST

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May. 23, 2018

Rating: 3

Five stars simply for the "yay" and "parp" noises. The best!

Hat Wizard 2

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May. 02, 2018

Rating: -4

"I have pinpointed the location of the second crystal to lie somewhere within the..." That's not pinpointing, LOL. Great game though!

Exit/Corners

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Mar. 06, 2018

Rating: 2

I'm about 10 minutes into the game, and so far have had virtually nothing to do but click. Is this a point-and-click version of the anime Gantz? Really feels like it.

Papa's Cupcakeria

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Feb. 05, 2018

Rating: 14

I *almost* enjoyed earning this badge today by seeing how fast I could boot those customers out the door. Step one: a couple quick sharts of batter into the cups. Step two: whizz right by the oven, completely ignoring it. Step three: make two big spires of chocolate frosting by just spazzing out on the mouse. Step four: Hand the customer what looks like two cups of dog poop and watch them grimace and tisk a finger at you. Hey, they always come back for more! Masochists, every last one of them.

Hex Blocks Puzzle

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Jan. 14, 2018

Rating: 17

Nice game, but oh boy is that cutesy background music gonna haunt me for days.

Card Monsters

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Nov. 20, 2016

Rating: 1

Stuck in a combat and can't reload the crashed game. Server is probably down again. Ah well.

Giants and Dwarves TD

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Sep. 28, 2016

Rating: -7

Oh hell, another tower defense game. Passing on the badge for today, that's for sure. Quit after 2 minutes, mainly because it's so condescending to watch the game hit you in the face with dozens of pop-ups "Click here to place a tower!" "Watch your status bar here!" "Don't bother learning the game on your own. Let these pop-ups force the instructions down your throat!" "Click here to wipe the hero's ass"...etc

Papa's Taco Mia!

Play Papa's Taco Mia!

Jun. 06, 2016

Rating: 2

Ugggghhhh... BOTD!? Here I am watching video game meat cook and waiting...

Card Monsters

Play Card Monsters

Mar. 11, 2016

Rating: 7

Just wanted to mention this... your "Best deal" option under "Add tokens" literally costs US$2500. That is a down payment on a rather nice car, or it is tokens for a point-and-click card game built in Flash. Hard to consider that a "best value"...

Castaway 2

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Oct. 15, 2015

Rating: -1

Pretty, but this game is so horribly generic. Oh look, the blond, blue-eyed, handsome, smiling protagonist from every other RPG wanders around with WASD keys attacking anything that moves. Yawn.

Storm the House 3

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Oct. 02, 2015

Rating: 7

In real life, I'm doubting the birds would be chirping so beatifically with all that gunfire going on, lol

Bear in Super Action Adventure

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Aug. 09, 2015

Rating: 2

I love that the CarFox bear-hero guy is from Southie (South Boston). "He's like Mahky Mahk da Beah!" Cute game, guys :)

World's End Chapter 1

Play World's End Chapter 1

Aug. 07, 2013

Rating: -2

I love this game! Only one problem I've encountered so far is that the game freezes in battle #15 if all four red guards are on the train tracks when the train arrives. I do love the idea of that event happening though!

Sky Quest Beta

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Jan. 05, 2013

Rating: 1

I managed to unlock the cave west of the castle early on (the plot of the game heads east). Anyway there is the challenge arena there after the first level 23 battle (it is challenge #7 of 8) and the battle doesn't load. Just a heads up.

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