An engaging platformer demo, but it *is* just a demo. Or a one-level game, take your pick. Could be great with more levels. 2 out of 4 for effort and skillz.
LOL - this game made me so hungry for burgers I almost crapped them magically. It's that delicious. Not good, just delicious. 2 out of 4 for delicious points. Plus the game could be used to teach aliens about the finer points of rampant human obesity. Some music or plot (or, heck, even payment for foodzorz) would've been good. Aliens *love* high production values. Nice burgers, though! Mmmm, burgers... (upon completing what critics are calling ‘a click-fest like no other...*snicker*’, I have to say – vhata tvist! You’ll be glued to your screen until the fat man sings…ewww…)
Think Eco-meets-Flipper-meets-Arnie getting tough on cigars…then think the opposite… Firstly, there are no cigars, secondly, you play as the race of dolphins from the sci-fi wuThink Eco-meets-Flipper-meets-Arnie getting tough on cigars…then think the opposite… Firstly, there are no cigars, secondly, you play as the race of dolphins from the sci-fi wunderkind ‘Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy’, although you are not written anywhere near as magnificently… Shame, as this could’ve been the Click-the-Text-Adventure to bind them all… Even with the dodgy graphics (‘I am a grey poo, I am a dolphin’, the smash hit, coming to stores near you!). Nah, it’s okay, I just mess wit yoo. Has some cool twists and tongue-in-cheek (how do they *do* that?!?) humour. 3 out of 4.
This is not a game. Try again. Perhaps with that chopping-the-limbs-off-sonic, idea, I'd go that with lingerie. The force is strong in you, young Storagheater. One point for effort. For the game. (as I can't give a zero I have to do this to display my disgust, otherwise I am just a silent non-contributor, and, honestly, who wants one of those?) Heaters idea gets six points (it is at least five-stars more amusing than this).
Recommended for: Horror enthusiasts and people with heart problems (should be played late at night in a strange house)
This is a great little idea – and a really clever and simple take on not only the zombii theme, but also point-and-fire shooters (is this in the right category?). The icing on the cake is presentation, effects and music, though the real killer of this one is the clever lighting technique that means you can only see a little way in front of your character – spooky! Of course it could use a cohesive story, different weapons, upgrades, stats, oh and zombies that are a different colour from blood would be nice… Although it is kind of cool that such a simple game had me literally jumping when I’d see a dead zom – ‘die, die, DIE!!!’ Was my only refrain…
3 out of 4
Recommended for: People who like ugly colours. And pressing ‘Attack’.
Yes, those are the only two things in this ‘game’ – I *even* (I’m lame) pressed attack the requisite 50 or so times (both start with 1000hp, attacks do about twenty damage each – Mr.Calculator) to see what would happen and…it doesn’t even end! Just says ‘You Win’ when it hasn’t even told me what! It loses points for lack of a story, no ‘front-backend’ (ie, rpg interface for the ‘player’, although that term is used loosely as it requires a game to play), no sound, horrible, albeit horribly colourful, graphics and everything else it does wrong, which is everything, including not having an ending…just a screen where you realize that blurry blob in between ‘rounds’ was actually your character…maybe…it might be a plant? Or a spaceship? It gets one point, as I am unable to submit a review with a score of ‘0’…I tried… That makes ‘1’ my new zero and 2 my new 1, in a four point rating system that ends with the number ‘5’…
This game gets a 4 from me, and a *high* comedy recommendation. It's a very decent first attempt at a Click-the-Text-Adventure(TM, lol) that is hampered somewhat by poor rollover settings (it's hard to actually get the cursor to change to a hand, try pointing it right in the middle of the word) and, well, general poorness. However, it heightens things hilariously with its simplicity and the seeming stupidity with which every action in the game world is interpreted, delivered in paragraphs of lolz-worthy writing. Consider "MAKE A QUICHE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE A QUICHE!!!" as one of the lesserly hilarious options you have available to you and....just play it will you? Why? Cos it's a Must Play.
LOL - I give this a 4 for two reasons:
1 - It made me LOL within about two seconds of starting (before, actually, read the creator description!); and,
2 - Cos someone actually took the time to make a game that *looks* like a real game, but is actually just two screens with a "GO" button, thereby highly indicating that the whole point of this thing was teh LOLz mentioned in my first point. I love it!
A fun, if simple, 'feed the bears' adventure. Unfortunately the funny and basic gameplay occurs only on one screen, but does so with only one click of the mouse button, so definitely one for the kids. Highly recommended for the under 6 crowd (or, rather, the discerning parent that is monitoring their internet usage!). Would love to see this expanded slightly to include slightly more 'adventure' (such as other animals to choose to hunt with, hibernation, predators, hunters, humans, nests/caves, young, and so on), as then this could be a really great game, but then I'd love to see a giant squid submerged in an an olympic simming pool full of jello, so go figure.
A fun, if simple, 'feed the bears' adventure. Unfortunately the funny and basic gameplay occurs only on one screen, but does so with only one click of the mouse button, so definitely one for the kids. Highly recommended for the under 6 crowd (or, rather, the discerning parent that is monitoring their internet usage!). Would love to see this expanded slightly to include slightly more 'adventure' (such as other animals to choose to hunt with, hibernation, predators, hunters, humans, nests/caves, young, and so on), as then this could be a really great game, but then I'd love to see a giant squid submerged in an an olympic simming pool full of jello, so go figure.
*Just* beat Galiant the Paladin in Sonny - what a feeling! The credits rolled, *sniff*, and I thought that was it - but no! Now I can level up my characters, their's a whole bunch more armour and weapons - sweet! - *and* extra characters!
ArmorGames, you've done it againz ;)
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