To beat the jumper clowns, you have to get the radio from Level 10 back from the ninja and call for a nuke when they're attacking, but the radio is turned off, so you grab the one that fainted and smash the rest with him.
Okay, I found the way to beat level 14397310968906780947906857906794676092760, but now I don't know how to steal the priceless gem without being hit by the potato guard's expletive laser that fries your brain. If you need help on beating Kink, then HIT HIS RED-BLUE-GREEN-WHITE SPOT!