I don't think it's funny, and I do have a good sense of humour. I don't know why this flash game wanted to implode (just making sure you know that implode = explode on the inside). Oh wait, you didn't know implode was a word. I will hate as much as I want but I don't believe I am a fool. 1/5, flagged. I don't believe Kongregate's original intention was to give advertising money to people who spend no effort on their games. If you didn't go TL;DR, then maybe there's some hope for you after all.
I died on the tutorial mission because while holding arrow keys, I accidentally clicked out of game and it defaulted to up being pressed. So I couldn't move, really. This *is* a bug, so please fix it.
Don't call this version 1.00. It should be 0.xx if it's not ready for release. Inf. cash is annoying, enemy attacking for negative damage so you heal is dumb, and quests don't work after killing old mage. 1/5
Not sure whether the account is legit so I sent an email. The Instructions would be a tip, as would the fact that the difficulty somehow increases slowly yet drastically. I withhold my flag for now, but it`s an OK game so I give a 3.
Sorry for the triple post, but I believe you may have a memory leak. With every race, memory usage of the flash plugin in Chrome increases by approx 10 000K.
Note: FPS seems to be capped on 35 on Low & Medium, but can exceed 35 on Ultra. Low is hardly possible to play on (no track, only dashed line!). Medium is fun because the track disappears behind you, which pushed me on a bit. Bug: I can't zoom out for the "This is your car" screen on the (main?) menu. It's just this zoomed-in, pixelated mess. Maybe allow zoom with buttons in addition to mousewheel? Mousewheel scrolls regardless of whether an SWF has focus in Chrome 5.0.375.3.
Consistently 37 fps on Ultra with a horrible nVidia 7100 integrated card. Very CPU intensive; a dual core may be needed (Flash averages 32%; peaked at 43% on my quad core). I really like this game. 5/5 PS: Remark1500, what were your FPS and CPU usage?
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