For some reason, the final training level won't let me win. When I get to the green circle, nothing happens. I end up going right through it and into the wall, resulting in a loss.
One of the best games on the site. I've known about it since its release on jayisgames.com and had no idea that it was even up on Kongregate. 5/5, easily.
Almost too easy. I was on survival working towards the card, and I finally just had to stop typing. Still got about 50k, but I feel like there was no way I could lose. Hard mode isn't very difficult either, though I do appreciate the boss battles for spicing things up a it. I give it a 4/5, but changed it to a 5/5 to combat these morons rating it with a 1 because they can't type.
Why would you complain about creating an account? It doesn't even require email.
Also, the reason for this is because it means you can keep your stats even if you play from a different PC or delete your cookies. It makes perfect sense.
I haven't had any trouble skipping the intro.
As usual, there's a huge vocal minority here to trash everything. The game is impeccable, and some of the puzzles are difficult. Most that aren't difficult are lots of fun. This is one of the few 5/5 games for me.
I didn't encounter any "lag" at all. Try closing other tabs and programs.
Weapon switching isn't difficult at all. Pushing "E" is really hard for you people? I managed. I'd prefer scroll-wheel weapon cycling, but the way it is isn't terrible.
You have to love some of the stupid tags for this game. "Rubbish," "stupid ass game." How likely is it that the people leaving those tags are just utterly terrible at the game?
Wow. Good, addictive game. Gets really difficult towards the end, though. I've stopped giving people the wrong pizzas (something I kept doing early on), but I always burn those mugs :(.
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