1)Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, Madagascar, New Zealand, Cuba, or Greenland. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, if any, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE
What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras or Halle Berry in her cat woman suit? Dont you worry your pretty striped head were gonna get you back to tyson and your cozy tiger bed!! and then were gonna find our best friend doug and then were gonna give him a best friend hug! DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUG-DOUGY-DOUG -DOUG...but if hes been murdered by a crystal meth tweakers well then were shit out of luck.