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just to remind all the other people who think this is an actual game and rate it down because it 'won't work' this is an amazing game , and i think your missing the point , even tho it has amazing graphics and amazing music ,it is a game which inspires you to ...... CHAT .... you do know what chat is right ? that little box to the right of the grey box ? the one which has people speaking in it ? the one which has friends you can pm in ? try to do as the game tells you to , the genius behind it wanted us to do a simple task ... and that task is to .... Chat
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My favorite part was when pathetic people I've never even seen chatting here stopped coming on and trying to post top-rate worthy comments, which ultimately just resulted in a rating so far in the negative Orpheus himself wouldn't make it back with the comment alive. Oh wait, that didn't happen yet. Well, I can dream.
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This isn't a game. This is ART! Everything about it is completely amazing. The creator is brilliant, and I could play this for hours on end. He should try to put this on the Xbox because it woud win so many awards. I'm also looking forward to this person's other games like stare at a blue box and press "A"
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I liked the part when, Raptorjesus summoned the zombies to attack, so you have to do a barrel roll and hit them with the battle axe on the ground.
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My favorite part was when the waffle king declared the war against the weasel fairies so Mario had to start the big bang. Got chills down my spine.
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I love the game. The graphics are that of the future. It's almost three dimensional. And the setting is a place purley of imagination. The music is lively at some points, but at others it drops to a beautiful whisper that does all but whisk your breath away. The plot is great. I love it when the fairies all go rogue and attack the kingdom of the humans. The king and his army don't stand a chance. It's all over for them.
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Load time was fantastic, probably was compressed a lot before release, which is nice. Graphics rock, and the story line was intricate and pleasing, as were the AI controllers. The only problem was the lack of arrow key controls, and that fact that the AI bots sometimes don't listen to you, but other than that, great game, 5/5.
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@ 01neverest10: The badges would be as following: Easy= Submit a chat. Medium= Beat level 13 boss without cheats. Hard: (Endurance badge) Defeat the trolls on every level. Impossible= (Super Endurance Badge) Play game for 72 hours and kill all trolls.
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Getting a 4.1 isn't the only requirement for badges. It just helps eligibility. The game still has to have some kind of goal, interaction or stimulation for the user. A grey box, unfortunately, has none of these. Remember, it's not just if a game is good or not.. It's this game versus every other game. Plus, what badges would there be? Besides sitting idle for a certain amount of time, which wouldn't award you on skill, just weather or not you have anything better to do.
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Walkthrough to killing trolls:1):Be confident,any crack in your defense will cost you dearly.2)Make sure you at least have someone backing you up.3)All their jokes and swears are just teasers,do not snap at them,or swear back.It only makes them stronger.5)If he/she starts saying that he is better than you,tell him that he is pathetic,as he is starting a flame war on the internet instead of doing anything better.6)Do not care about anything said related to your family(Specially to your mother).Just return the conversation by saying that his or her mother never taught them any manners(And as a bonus if they speak really broken chatspeak,tell them that she also never taught them grammer)Example:Troll:Ur motars niplles are so harry,it bcame a frest Me:Your mother never taught you any manners,or proper grammer.Troll:its calld slang grow up Me:So harry is slang for hairy?(This is an example,however expect trolls to have a little more bit of comeback).+ this so people can fight back trolls.