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@Robozoid You were very close: since 1 gram of fat is 9 calories, I calculated he has 1,000,000,000,000kg (2,204,622,800,000lbs) of fat. Human fat tissue contains about 10% water. If I add that additional water weight (1.1*2,204,622,800,000), the weight would be at approximately 2,425,085,080,000lbs. Which is approximately 94% of what you said. (Other tissue will make very little difference in weight)
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that awkward moment when you actually realise he is losing weight to gain cookies....therefore making this entire process......completely pointless once you run out of things to buy....only option he has is to eat them
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*clicks badass beard expecting one* COME ON! THAT IS NOT A BADASS BEARD! MINE IS MORE BADASS AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE ONE!
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This game, OMG, made me break my mouse from rapid clicks, and im not even a fraction of a hair from winning. THIS SUCKS, IT HAS SO MUCH POTENTIAL
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http://s16.postimg.org/toxhohmup/image.jpg?noCache=1403992923 Here's a picture of the guy after burning all calories, incase people don't have the patience for this...
Finally done with this.