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Sand_fall

Sep. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Let say I punch Hobbes in the face and I gained twice the happiness"LOL

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Siriah

Sep. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Loved it! The writing and art were great, and a lot of the jokes made me laugh. There were some moments where I got stuck figuring out where to attack the flaw in an argument and had to try all possible options, but the auto-saving happened frequently enough that I never lost progress due to that, so it wasn't too frustrating.

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Jajaclicker

Sep. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) HHHHHUUUUUMMMBUUUUUUUUGGGG

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pieflavorpie

Sep. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like how if he had bought the dear repellent nothing would have happened

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crayak

Sep. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love how it starts off with them all going "You shouldn't be here. Like, ever. You're in no way a philosopher." And then it ends, and it's just like, "Hm. Well, guess we were wrong. See you later man."

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degradia

Sep. 02, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "I just realized... that OVER HALF of us have facial hair." Oh man, that made me laugh! :D

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Joveno

Aug. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Imagine having user-created levels on this one...

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BomberMan198

Aug. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Wait, this is a GAME OVER, isn't it? DAMN!" Breaking the Fourth Wall: Check!

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JeckDaight

Aug. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Oh Wonderful, you've broke the sovereign. now we'll have to get a new one.

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PITERPICHER3752

Aug. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Loved it. Can't wait for a sequel!

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RobinVX29

Aug. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Did any real philosopher actually say morality is found in teh circumference of the moon?

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CaptainSpartan11

Aug. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The Qur'an allows its followers to kill non believers. Its not entirely a peaceful book. Using it as an argument does not hold up. I'd like to examine that statement further.

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Keremo

Aug. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The best game I've ever played since... I don't remember ^_^

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MC_Minus

Aug. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The Arbiter must be very self conscious about his face.

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aynonymous

Aug. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) hahahhaha! MORALITY IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF THE MOOOOOON! -random philosopher.

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dudePOT

Aug. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Could someone for the sake of me being interested in this argue Error Theory with me? Error theory[edit] Error theory is built by three principles: There are no moral features in this world; nothing is right or wrong. Therefore no moral judgments are true; however, Our sincere moral judgments try, but always fail, to describe the moral features of things. Thus, we always lapse into error when thinking in moral terms. We are trying to state the truth when we make moral judgments. But since there is no moral truth, all of our moral claims are mistaken. Hence the error. These three principles lead to the conclusion that there is no moral knowledge. Knowledge requires truth. If there is no moral truth, there can be no moral knowledge. Thus moral values are purely chimerical.

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MC_Minus

Aug. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game is fantastic! I need to check your others, now. Keep up the great work!

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zipdog

Aug. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This "game" should seriously be required reading for college philosophy courses. 5/5

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zipdog

Aug. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Nice subtle Ace Attorney reference in the debate with Mill. Would have been perfect if the AA games' influence weren't so obvious elsewhere :-)

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Viorry

Aug. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Whoever made this game must be the master debater

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Wizard101isfun

Aug. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I've still yet to be smited as Euthyphro said I would.

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PixelHead777

Aug. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Holy moly... This is hard.

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Rajaya

Aug. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Kant: One cannot simply choose to ignore gravity! Arbiter: ...I can. Kant: ...My metaphor still works. This cracked me up.

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Random_Idiot

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) (When Socrates Jones is debating the Arbiter) "Many centuries ago, Socrates came to the current Arbiter claiming he found the answer to morality" - might be a bit more clear if 'current' was swapped with 'incumbent' :)

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DB888

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) There was nice fight with Hobbles at the end of his Chapter: "S: NONSENSE!..... H: NONSENSE!...... S: NONSENSE!...... H: ..... S: nONSENSE!....."

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DB888

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wait. I died actually because I won 1st discussion?

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DB888

Aug. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Is it good that after "They told us it in health class: "always use protection"" 1st thing which came to my mind were condoms?

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zargarat

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) HUMBUG!

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rohebat

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) John-Stuart-Mill said that morality is happiness, yet doesn't me calling his face ugly bring me happiness, making it moral, yet bring him unhappiness, making it immoral?

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mad_hatter68

Aug. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Did I just hear Kant say "NEINsense!"? :D o_O

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AyakaFalcon

Aug. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Friedrich Nietzsche would be the most interesting to talk with, tho, it's sad that game didn't gave the chance T_T

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mowinckel107

Aug. 09, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I like the game, and what it is trying to do... but it is more frustrating than fun... I figured out several of the answer ut at their initial statement, and then I had to jump thru hoops to try to make the game LET me say what I wanted to say... that works terrible

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stat97

Aug. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ty connor

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mrskme

Aug. 03, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) yay, just when i beat the arbeiter my browser crashed and my save was deleted for no reason whatsoever, i didnt get to see the ending, i didnt get the achivment. i really liked the game but that was total bullshit

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Juzefa

Aug. 02, 2014

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masterkody

Jul. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) what a great game but wow i was seriously stumped on the last 2 chapters :)

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themann22

Jul. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) FOR THE LORD'S SAKE WE ALL KNOW MORALITY IS FOUND IN THE MOON

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xXxYOyoPOXPx

Jul. 24, 2014

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jacob10

Jul. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "You can't simply choose to ignore gravity!" "I can ^_^"

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Joselu

Jul. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was so desperate on that last argument of that last debate I decided to use my ultimate debating weapon... "Your face is ugly". Sadly, that implies automatically losing. xD

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deamon451

Jul. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) GO. AND. REFLECT. Best. game. EVER!

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ju44

Jul. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Well, Hobbes could have pointed out that the sovereign was obligated to keep their contract with the people for the fear of revolt, creating an infinite cycle of mutual fear that the Sovereign will often try to hide or amend by making the fear of the people greater, OR keeping the contract and even giving them privileges.

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Swiftstrike111

Jul. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Power hungry prosecutors would run innocent men into the ground, with defense attorneys having to fight against ridiculous odds just to prove them innocent!"-Mill I sense an Ace Attorney reference.

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JordanW256

Jul. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I spent the entire first intelligible realm debate so confused thinking we were talking about mortality rather than morality.

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ezio133798

Jul. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) After all this time, I still find it funny that all of this could have been avoided if he just got some deer repellent.

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AfricanRituals

Jul. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The ace attorney reference was placed perfectly Fun game, it'd be cool to have a sequel where you debate things other than morality.

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yeababy222

Jul. 16, 2014

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SirReyson

Jul. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Yeah, first I wanna get over a Deer repelant seller and some minutes later I'm arguing with Euthyphro about what's good, what a way to start school...

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996311

Jul. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I-I-I-I-I-I-I HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMBUUUUUUUUG!!!

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996311

Jul. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) NONSENSE! NONSENSE! NONSENSE!

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