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touches the door gets sucked in gets crushed by an elevator gets launched out falls down two fleets of stairs launches into the moon. wow
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5/5 for realism. Where else will you be crushed into the floor, drink a beer while dead, and fall out a window trying to drink a beer.
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The damage is too much, and perhaps the turning in the air could be a bit easier? It's hard not to land on your head every time. And just an idea- holding space makes you go higher.
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DD dude's boss: Don't get drunk and fall in a hole in the pavement.
DD dude: Ok, boss.
*1 minute later*
DD dude: *gets drunk and falls in a hole in the pavement*
DD dude's boss: What did I say?
DD dude: Nothing.
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2nd Ending:
Me:-Goes To home drunk and fall drunk in the elevator door and it closes cutting me- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Gets Thorown Dying,Takes The Beer And get thorow thorugh the window and survivies.
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Me:-Goes To home drunk and fall drunk in the elevator door and it closes cutting me- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So I just jumped out the 3rd floor window and died. Then, my dead body picks up a beer, drinks it, and continues stumbling around.