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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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It could use improvements. I'm judging off the 1.3 edition. Such as, the more you drink, the looser and more drunk your guy could get. There could me extra sound affects, voices when he's falling, like when you jump out of a window "OH SHOOT" et cetra. I was just handing out suggestions. It's already a 4/5 star game for me. It'd be 5 with all the things I've suggested. otherwise, amazing game. I can't wait to see more!
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educational? lmao so drinking beer increases your health, you will almost always die when something touches your head (unless your drinking beer, cuz beer apparantly makes you UPSTOPPABRUUUUU), and also NEVER EVER stand on the spot where the evevator doors close because otherwise you will fuse together with the door. awesome
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@MikeTheSpud - When I got my hand stuck in the elevator I got pushed into the elevator then oculdn't move, then a few seconds later, crushed by the elevator
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*Falls through window, gets crushed in elevator, and trips on the ground* oh god Im gonna die. OH MAH GOSH BEER! *health refills to 100* That feels better