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Very funny and original concept. Although the game as it is now is very limited. In my opinion the damage you receive for relatively small drops is a bit too heavy and your character bounces too much. I'm also missing objectives and the gameplay is a bit lacking right now.
Nevertheless a very funny concept to base a game upon. Needs only fleshing out and tweaking. Rating 3/5
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Mr. Masters was also a sad man. He wanted to commit suicide. He got drunk at work. He went up an elevator. He exited on the top floor. He jumped on the window-sill. He hesitated, but his severe drunkness caused him to sway and fall. His neck slipped on the steps with such force that he was blown 10 feet away in to a manhole. He died. Promotional consideration by:Eric Gurt
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Mr. Smith was a good man. One day he had a beer too many. As he was leaving work, he did not realize the elevator door was open and attempted to squeeze in. He fell unconsious. The door opened and he fell in, but it was so quick he was blown through the floor. The elevator comes down, and blasts Mr. Smith past two sets of stairs and into a tree. Mr. Smith, not yet trully dead, glugged down a near-by beer. He rose to full height. He proceeded forward, not realizing the amount of blood he lost. He fainted and fell into a manhole. He fell, broke his neck and died. Promotional consideration by: Eric Gurt
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I got my arm caught inside the elevator, struggle-got out (left me at 60 HP), facepalmed on the first step out (Dead).
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haha, followed XVampII's advice, the elevator ate me, then launched me out the door, and into the beer bottle on the street, which ressurected me. XD
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I almost got sucked through the elevator door, but got flung out with 1 hp left, jumped for joy, landed, and died from the impact
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i was in my office i jumped out the window whilr grabbing a beer ifell sliding on my face with my legs over my head and the he was dead and he grabed a beer and came back to life lol
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When ur body gets half-way stuck in the elevator and u rise when the elevator goes up, it reminds me of final destination...
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Rofl there was a mistake, and i was next to the elevator door after it closed FIVE SECONDS LATER: Man manages to get vaccumed through closed doors (9 HP Left) flies, hits the wall of the shaft and dies. After falling down the elevator comes down on him fountain of blood, then he went through the floor of the elevator, head bleeding like crazy. rofl stick fail
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Hilarious, I got caught in the window sill and fell down face-first into the stairs drinking the beer, bounced from those set of stairs(Dead) into the next beer laying near the pothole which brought me back to life :D
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the elevator killed me and sent me flying into the first beer and i came back to life but i died anyways because my head hit the corner of the window XD
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When I first played this game I didn't realize there was an elevator so I just jumped out the window, well about 20 times later I finally managed to somehow survive jumping out. It wasn't until about another 5 times later did I realize there was an elevator.
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If anyone hates this game you're wrong. I'm sorry to break it to you but you are. This is brilliant, one of the few games I've given 5 stars to. Yeah the design isn't that great, but it's not supposed to be, it's amazing as it is. I found I'm better at getting to the pot hole by jumping out the window and hoping for the best than waiting for the elevator. It's just making it down that second set of stairs that is the hard part, at least I get a beer after that to help with my health, otherwise I'd be a goner for sure.
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so you just need to get hime home alive? sounds easy enough, oh wait... i survived a fall from a 2 story window but died walking down stairs.
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I found the secret to immortality!!!!! when your feeling like your gonna die DRINK BEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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i fell out the top story window, died, then ran into some beer, i came bacvk to life, fell down the pothole and died....permanently
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note dont jump in the elevator when its going down you may die in fact you can die way to easyly in this game and how do you go down the stairs i all ways fall down them lol