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The damage is too much, and perhaps the turning in the air could be a bit easier? It's hard not to land on your head every time. And just an idea- holding space makes you go higher.
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DD dude's boss: Don't get drunk and fall in a hole in the pavement.
DD dude: Ok, boss.
*1 minute later*
DD dude: *gets drunk and falls in a hole in the pavement*
DD dude's boss: What did I say?
DD dude: Nothing.
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2nd Ending:
Me:-Goes To home drunk and fall drunk in the elevator door and it closes cutting me- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-Gets Thorown Dying,Takes The Beer And get thorow thorugh the window and survivies.
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Me:-Goes To home drunk and fall drunk in the elevator door and it closes cutting me- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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So I just jumped out the 3rd floor window and died. Then, my dead body picks up a beer, drinks it, and continues stumbling around.
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A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. "Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."