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Son:Dad, did you hear about the man who jumped out the window to catch a bottle of beer?
Dad:That's why I forbid you to drink, son.
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I jumped out of the window (drinkin' some beer), I died when I fell out of the window. I reached the beer that was on the ground, drank it and suddenly... I WAS ALIVE! Conclusion: If someone dies, give 'im a beer! :D
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Lol I got my head stuck in the elevator making me fly out of the window, I apeared dead but then slid to a bottle of alchohol and revived.
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fun,but pretty annoying if every bump hurts you...i made it to close to the car and fell down the hole.there should be another beer at the bottom.
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Nice Funny game if your just making it stand so funny the dance haha then when i went to the elevator my hand get stuck cause I'm a little slow! But i still did it nice game!
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jumped out the window, hit the ground, died, slid into the beer, drank it while still sliding and came back to life (???), then fell into the pothole and died again.
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I can jump out a window and survive with 8 health, but jump in my office room land on my face a die? Darn my floor must be really hard.
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wow, I didn't know that hitting my face in a wall while I'm drunk could kill me... Thanks to the interent, now I know!
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Very funny and original concept. Although the game as it is now is very limited. In my opinion the damage you receive for relatively small drops is a bit too heavy and your character bounces too much. I'm also missing objectives and the gameplay is a bit lacking right now.
Nevertheless a very funny concept to base a game upon. Needs only fleshing out and tweaking. Rating 3/5
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Mr. Masters was also a sad man. He wanted to commit suicide. He got drunk at work. He went up an elevator. He exited on the top floor. He jumped on the window-sill. He hesitated, but his severe drunkness caused him to sway and fall. His neck slipped on the steps with such force that he was blown 10 feet away in to a manhole. He died. Promotional consideration by:Eric Gurt
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Mr. Smith was a good man. One day he had a beer too many. As he was leaving work, he did not realize the elevator door was open and attempted to squeeze in. He fell unconsious. The door opened and he fell in, but it was so quick he was blown through the floor. The elevator comes down, and blasts Mr. Smith past two sets of stairs and into a tree. Mr. Smith, not yet trully dead, glugged down a near-by beer. He rose to full height. He proceeded forward, not realizing the amount of blood he lost. He fainted and fell into a manhole. He fell, broke his neck and died. Promotional consideration by: Eric Gurt