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drunk dude: yeah F the elevator i will just drink this bottle o beer and jump out the window down the staires
Doctor: Yep he is dead .... wtf?
drunk dude: the beer saved me...
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elevator physics. lesson 1. if ur drunk dont jump in elevators. lesson 2. jump out 2nd story window with beer in ur hand and ull live, some times...
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I'll stick with the version I found on 4chan. The Lady Gaga song adds a funny touch to it, and it's a lot larger and easily to see.
Somehow, I don't think this is the original creator.
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reason why theres blood everywhere???? lets see................... a drunk stick jumping up and down killed him witched sucked him in the elevator throwing him all over the road then falling into the hole
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hmm... fell through the elevator ,got my head stuck in the elevator, flew through the air to some beer and lived. Seems logical
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I don't think anyone is gonna find my body anytime soon... I got killed in the elevator then shot out of a window STRAIGT into a manhole and flinged far in the sewers
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someone better check the elevator... cuz im laying there dead with my head stuck through the bottom getting crushed everytime the elevator goes down to the 1st floor....
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i miraculously came back to life after i smashed my head in an elevator, fell out a window and rolled down a flight of stairs. bravo 5/5
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What I did so get in the sewers with as much health as possible: Grabbed beer to the right(slowly), got in lift, went to bottom floor, dragged myself down stairs, grabbed beer, then fell. I ended up with 53 health. Even though I could've got better.
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There should be an unlimited health cheat. I want to see what the end is like... since it's so impossible. Still fun though.
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yooo, hahah, this is SO me 2 days ago... wasted!
pure awesome game, the damage was a lil' exaggerated but, hey! it made the game a challenge.
i really wish it was longer, i mean i'd love to see a sequel, lmao. maybe with some multiplayer? imagine that. :P
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really wierd gglitch happend i got stuck in elevator door and then it shot me out the window and i landed died then he rolled to the beer bottle on end of steps got it and came back to life
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Summary of my first time playing "I'll just grab this beer and jump out the window, AHHHHH I'm bleeding everywhere, but it's ok, I landed on my feet, I'll just walk it off, I still got 63 health, oh hello there stairs just let me, AHHHH, SHIT SHIT SHIT, my head, ahhh, well, I managed to hit my head of several of the stairs I'm at about 10 health, of look, a beer, I feel about 50 health stronger, and there's my car, and a garbage bin, I'll just sidle up to the garba-" *Lightly touches bin* "AHHH TRIPLE BACKFLIP LAND ON MY HEAD AND DIE"
By the way, "Recommended games: Morning Star, Air Pressure, Dead Drunk" WTF?
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lol it showed me that i died and at that same second i drinked beer and it restored me guess i learned my leson that beer always saves lives
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I would play this more, and rate it higher if it had:
A: Save points. (repeating the elevator 100 times cause I die in the sewers sucks)
B: Less damage from jumping.... why am I dieing when I jump correctly and don't even fall..?
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LOL!!!! i jumped out the window and survived with 2 hp, then i went to get beer by the pot hole. i lunged for it and died when i hit the ground ROFL
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wow. i stood next to the elevator, and im suddenly pulled inside by the leg, killed instantly. NEEDS BETTER PHYSICS AND DAMAGE