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Great little game, I like how I got two of the endings by accident. I afk'ed and came back as a Panda and ran off the cliff without paying attention lol
Please take a screenshot of an ending that has your username visible in the screenshot (don't crop it to the game screen), and submit a missing badge request while it is still the badge of the day.
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People Chrome isn't very good with HTML5 games (like this one). Try an other browser if you experience bugs or glitches. I only play HTML5 games on Firefox. Idk what's Chrome's problem is. I've heard Opera pop up here and there, so that might work too.
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I really enjoyed this! I was expecting it to be a game where if you fell for the temptations you would get punished, and I mean sometimes you did, but for the most part they we're better than some of the other options.
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Strictly speaking there's no reason to go with just one ending. First you trust Shady McShaderton and rule the world. Once you rule the world I think the dream girl's father would approve of you. At this point you would also have enough money to buy the best ice cream ever TM with plenty of leftover to retrack down the mallet for the alchemist to give immortality to you, the dream wife, and my best friend Shady Mc Shaderton. Finally you return to the mountain at the head of an army and toss the old man off the cliff. Whose the idiot now old man. Whose the idiot now.
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I thought the game was broken and I click Start with my mouse and nothing would happen, I reloaded multiple times before I realized I needed to hit my Space Bar
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que jogo chato do caralho vai se fude ter que ficar andando só pro lado, ate aqueles jogos de colocar roupa no goku e muito mais foda que esse lixo do caralho
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Wouldn't the real power play be to propose to your dream wife, reclaim the hammer after impressing her father and convene with the shady guy to conquer the land by selling it for immediate money, reclaim it once more as the ruler, and become immortal by grinding it down?
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"Click Start." Which doesn't work. Why don't you instead say, "Press Space Bar to Start?" I hate imprecise instructions!
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I was like "Huh, I got the badge, but I didn't hit the gong yet, even waited around and became a panda"... Then I noticed the things that I didn't do at the end and I was like "Welp, I might as well", yumped and then rang the gong... I'm well happy that the gong was the last thing I did.
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is it cheating if my dream woman has the best ice cream in the world, is the queen of the universe, and can make a potion of immortality?