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This game... Breath-taking I tell ya, if there is such a reward as best game of the century... You've stumbled upon it!
Warning: This review was brought to you by the power of FRIENDSHIP, CENSORSHIP, and [REDACTED]SHIP. Except that last one. That was a lie for the fanservice!
I'm taking this suggestion to heart, everyone! Except that I'm skipping the second one (in a manner). Giant Idle Chat Ten will be released as soon as I find a proper binary star system to make my background!
Short and stout. Here is my handle, and here is my--- DAMN IT IDNLR KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF OR AT LEAST WARM THEM UP BEFORE YOU GO AND GRAB STUFF!! --- spout.
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As a note, development on Giant Idle Chat 2 has been started. The estimated time until completion is measured in a temporal scale that cannot be represented textually, so please review this video for the smallest of samples: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldK1gQSSTSo
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I don't get this game. There's just a box where you type and a button that says lock and makes the whole screen a certain colour you've chosen. I don't get it. ... What's the point of it?
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I'm terrible at this game. I timed myself, I reset my timer, I stoped the timer. I changed my lock screen. I wrote profanity. I highlighted the profanity i wrote, And i STILL didn't win. I get my ass kicked less in DarkSouls. *Flips Desk*
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Is it just me, or does the dev respond to everything? And if this is true, good on you, sir dev. Many should be more like you.
That I do, mate. That I do. Mind you, this is a barely-game with an extremely small fanbase. I don't get more than, at the VERY most, a few comments a day. In the case of a truly popular game, they can get hundreds if not thousands of comments in a single day, which is a bit too much for personal replies. So it goes, aye?
For you, fair strong dwarven paladin of yesteryear, devour away. Let the power surge through your very being, and help you in your quest to vanquish evil itself from this world!
More cities, you say? Well, you're in luck, as the latest SimCity game is so horrid that you can pick it up for a song and a dance! Make sure to thank EA for their discontribution to humanity!
More kitties, you say? Well, you're in luck, as someone thought that EXACT SAME THING! http://www.kongregate.com/games/emmiepony/giant-idle-cat Make sure to thank Em* for her contribution to humanity.
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On lower-quality monitors, no text or timers show up, because the text color is too close to the background color. please change the text to a lighter gray or white
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Hang on, I thought the screen was supposed to just be black, nothing.
But the other comments lead me to believe that this is not the case...
Is there an actually idley game that isn't loading for me?
There is an "Instructions" tab, which details all of the features of this game. It's pretty straightforward, after you get past the biometric scanner and have entered your citizen's identification number authorization key.
A game needs interactivity, which Giant Idle Chat has. Feel free to report it, though, but this reply is here as I'm sure the administration aren't going to reply to you to tell you as much. Best of luck, amigo!
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this one for the boys with the boomsystem top down ac with the cool asystem when he come up in the club he be blazin up got stacks on deck super bass
In what way? If you want to leave feedback, please try and make it useful. For example: "It's so awful that your game isn't using stolen content, has horrible game design elements, and is actually satisfying the goal set forth!"
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i feel like commenting this again to get another reply! So gus whats your opinion on legalizing marijuana and obamas re election?
I support electing Marijuana to the office of Commander in Reef, and I think that people should be able to smoke as much obamas as they want, given that it does not harm anyone else.
Yeah, I'm likely going to make another version that has a small help system for setting up greasemonkey on Firefox/Chrome, and using userscripts.org to modify the chat directly. And, hopefully, multiplayer functionality!
Because, Gus, that's the way of the world. Fish have to swim. Birds have to fly. And I reply to my comments like a fat kid loves pizza pie. Incidentally, your face is wonderfully minty green!
First you need to enter the secret code: up up down down left right left right B A. After that, you must sacrifice twelve babies to the French. And, finally, you have to read the instructions listed right above the comment section but below the game itself!
Minecraft has updated to version 1.3.1. You shouldn't be wasting your time elsewhere until you fully command a collection of villages that allow you to call yourself king!
Heh, for some reason the previous comment appears to have been eaten by three badgers, two mushrooms, and some punctuation as well as spaces. What is the world coming to, eh?