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If i wanted to save big breasted Princesses, i'd have found out my old Mario games.
Way too easy. Upgrades are all exactly the same, got bored after ten minutes.
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5/5 good design, classic game, i like castle, boobs, flyng robot sharks... can you add different princesses? and seriously (o.o) more upgrades! like a robot knight going to the left, autofire, missile, shield, regeneration, flying companion, directional weapons (up, right etc) and maybe... each added tower should grow with each of its upgrades...
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Nice game. very nice graphics, very nice enemies. Nice level progression. Confirmed, i CAN click at a higher rate than the one provided when the button is held. towers need to shoot differently. One could have a laser attack, one could have a 360 attack, seeking projectiles, wave projectiles, different fire rates (all these attributes could be increased by upgrading the towers). maybe have placement option, option to buy more than 1 tower, but these last 2 are not that needed. Different projectiles is a must. Overall, nice game and very good graphics/enemy design and level design.
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So i managed to survive the 12 minutes in the first try. I just bought the second tower and upgraded the first and second tower all the way and stayed at the bottom. Just try to have many healths on the screen to get them if needed. The only problem now... my finger hurts that much p.p
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Good at first but then the strength of my firepower seemed to get progressively worse and upgrading the same tower repeatedly did nothing to alleviate it. Eventually I got bored and quit, because no amount of scantily clad princess can keep me playing a game where I hold the mouse button down and slightly push the awsd keys. Just boring in the end
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A couple of tips for survival: The Knightron can be used like a bomb. Drop it through a cluster of ships and watch the fireworks. Also, when things get desperate, there are times when you can be your own best weapon. You stay alive for a couple seconds after your health drops to 0, and if you collect a health pack during that window you're good to go again. Therefore, going kamikaze on a giant crowd of ships CAN be a good way to stay alive. Keep in mind also that while adding more towers makes you a bigger target, it also drastically increases your health and, in turn, makes health packs more effective. That having been said, I'm still working on that "survive for 12 minutes" achievement, and if it ever gets made into a hard badge I'll cuss a blue streak.
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Interesting concept, but the music is annoying, and the constant nagging of needing more space for chat, while not using chat is getting REALLY on my nerves.
5 +1 for concept - 1 for the music -3 for the needy chatbox = 2 stars.
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Very nice game, but very low difficulty even for normal. No hard mode. Vice-versa, survival mode is unbalanced, enemies should grow is power much slower for you to be able to play really long. Still 5/5
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urg so boring, the only challenge is getting the HP packs when my castle got so big the non-hittable bullets became undodgeable :/ The upgrades suck, all the same and just server to make you have more problems with your castle getting bigger. Also the princesses >.> really?
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The pictures of females are ridiculously sexist. Mouse and keyboard controls are very difficult to use on a laptop touchpad.
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Might want to add a dialog box to "Clear saved game" to demand verifying instead of just automatically deleting the save if you accidentally click it.
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There is something not very subtly wrong with that "big boobed lady" that made me go "uuugh". Hold down mouse to increase fire rate? I fire much fast by fast clicking than the autofire. Also the game froze for a few second when I got an achievement. Othet than that, seems a decent game.
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After a certain point it's simpler to just ram the castle into your enemies instead of trying to shoot them. The amount that gets on screen later is just ridiculous.
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This game is the internet's second largest cause of carpal tunnel syndrome (and it contains hints of the first - "helloooooooo, princess!").
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Bug: had 130k gold at the end of the game, tried survival mode and it set the gold to 0, went back to replay campaign missions and the gold remained at 0 :(
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when i first saw the princes fall out of the sky i thought to myself there is a chance that this could happen, but after the 4 time i realized this could never happen. I then thought be practical you are flying around in a giant castle shooting evil guys out of the sky.
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well.. now that i've highlighted everything on my screen multiple times, closed out of all my google chrome tabs, AND just gave myself carpal tunnel.. i beat the game.. now if you would excuse me, I've got some icing to do.
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Kay 1st thing here: Absolutely cringe-worthy dialogue. If you need to have it, put it in cutscenes before each level man, not so it takes up half the screen! The lack of upgrades is kinda disappointing, most of them do the same thing when you could have added speed up grades, magnet upgrades, resistance upgrades or even elemental upgrades that you could equip to different parts of your castle, thatd be cool too. 3rd. I think it would be great to see an interactive map between levels so you could replay certain ones each level having their own set of goals and achievements on top of the games achievements. 4. MOAR PRINCESSES lol and 5. Your use of ginormous and humongous, realllllllly let me down on that first boss, dude. It wasn't even a quarter of the screen! Anyways, if you make a sequel I'd love to see some changes, I'll give it 3/5 for now.
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Mecha Soldier:"Sir we have a largest battlion ever assembled against there one flying magic castle what should we do?"
Commander:"Tell all air forces to fly in random directions and formations and to only fire in one direction and tell the ground forces to only drive in a straight line and fire up in the air."
Mecha Soldier:"Errrrm sir the magic castle can send out a knight to destroy our ground forces and that magic castle can..."
Commander:"I told you to TELL THEM AIR MECHAS TO FLY RANDOMLY AND GROUND FORCES TO GO IN ONE STRAIGHT LINE NOW GET TO IT! Now excuse me while I go kidnap a princess"
Mecha Soldier:".... I hate my job...."