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One of the most retarded combat systems I have ever played. You find yourself stuck and pressing the arrows does nothing more than destroying your keyboard. 2/5
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Ok, most of this is just dumb punchy fun...except fighting 50 hippos quickly robs you of your ability to do anything {including escape}. That's less fun.
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Ever consider making a prequel where the player gets a lab to engineer freakish creatures in to fight in the arena? (Hey these things have to come from somewhere)
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Dont cha think 15 or even 10 giraffes are kinda overkill? I mean their trample effect makes it so you cant stand on your own two feet.
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It's stupid that your kicks cannot harm your enemies when you are mid-air, especially when things like Hydra/Giraffe stomp harms you even when you are in mid-air... The kicks are so slow that I don't see any other usefulness for them, and if they do nothing when you jump, it's just not fair for me.
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I do not understand why I one have given this three starts. Stupid button mashing game, just endured the CTS inducing pain for the badge of the day.
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My name is Bear Grylls and today we are going to be going on an adventure. Oh look! The Horse Sized Duck. This duck is twice the size of you and doesn't like moustaches. So next time you one of these creatures make sure you have a shave.
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Jan. 17, 2015
Sh*t game, hated it, little hippos keep sticking to me and I can't do anything, everything is too hard. 1/5
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Too much lag when I get knocked out. I end up with 2 pictures of moustache on the screen and when I press space to revive the little cursor moves an extra random amount causing me to fall outside the revive zone.
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Game clearly has a memory leak somewhere. The more you play, the slower the action is. Can't believe a game this old has had that bug fixed yet.
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"Hey, we just found a mythiacl creature, the Hydra, fused with a giraffe, being a "Ghydraffe". We want you to kill it with boxing gloves"
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Once you complete Warm-up, game becomes stupid and repeteve - no new enemies adding, no fun. Would be better if this boring badge never became a BoD. The game itself is 3/5
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appears to be a bug; all the animals are jerks. And I can only pet them with my fists.
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