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crappy game? plays itself? at least its not PTW. wait... what would you buy? a make this game not suck pass? but thats impossible....
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FUNDAMENTALLY, THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED, AND NO OTHER GAME CAN REACH ITS CALIBER. WHEN THIS GAME WAS RELEASED, IT RAISED THE BAR OF THE VIDEO GAME INDUSTRY TO A POINT WHERE NO OTHER GAME COULD PHYSICALLY EVER BE BETTER THAN THIS GAME, OTHER THAN THIS GAME ITSELF. THIS FOREVER IS AND WILL BE THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME OF ALL TIME. 'SONNY...NOT!!!' IS MY SOUL, IT IS MY FUEL, IT GIVES ME THE STRENGTH AND ENERGY TO WAKE UP EVERY MORNING AND KEEP GOING. THIS GAME IS SIMPLY GOD’S GIFT TO THIS WORLD. IF YOU PLAY THIS GAME, YOU’RE ALREADY ON A HIGHER LEVEL INTELLECTUALLY THAN THE MAJORITY OF THE POPULATION. THAT’S SIMPLY BECAUSE THIS GAME MAKES YOU SUPERIOR TO THE REST OF THE HUMAN RACE. IT STIMULATES YOUR BRAIN CELLS THE MORE YOU PLAY. THE MORE YOU PLAY THIS GAME, THE MORE OF A SAINT YOU BECOME, UNTIL YOU PLAY ENOUGH 'SONNY...NOT!!!' TO REACH ULTIMATE GOD STATUS. THIS IS THE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED.
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I find myself utterly apalled and overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of this game getting even a 2* rating. Come on, I've seen better animations using a flipbook.
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Why would you take the time to make something so horrible, when you could have just used the same amount of time to make something decent.
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I beat the game, took a couple seconds but, I managed to press the correct combination of colours and bad graphics! I did it!
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roald is fine (actually...no..not fine....very great AND useful), while felicity..uhmm.....great..i guess? (note: i never use felicity due to her health so she can get 1 hit KO....)