Comentarios de iShockWave

You: "I can't die, I can't die, I can NOT die!" *dies* " WHAT THE FUUUU-"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" You: ...Yes.

I tan until I'm brown, but when I click "STOP SUNBATHING," it makes me red again? WHAT DOES THIS GAME HAVE AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE?!

It won't let me type anything. Rate up so the creator can see and fix this problem.

One of the stages should have had 2 long brown rectangles. One on the bottom, lifting him up, one on the top, slowly coming down. And you would have had to do whatever and not get squished. Otherwise.... WHO WANTS S'MORES?! :D

Anybody else here just start doing squat thrusts for an hour?

I must remember to say "Slashy Slashy" the next time I have to go through a tower with 3 doors, spilled raspberry juice, deadly princesses and weird reptile... devil... whatever the hell it is.

I think that they should change the name of the game to "Patience & Not Throwing Your Computer Out of The Window Is Key"

At the end, I was hesitant to take my finger off of the right arrow key.

Absolutely wonderful game. The controls are the most complex I have ever seen on a flash game. And the graphics are stunning. 5/5

@PurpleMelon You actually have to kill 18 creatures, not 10. Honest mistake. Rate this up so the user can see.

Me: "I f*** your mom." Response: "I wish I knew what that meant."

Pretty colors. :o

"How am I going to get through here? My manly physique won't fit."

"Hah! Looks like this guy got "hooked up."

Hey, Mr. Uglyface. Can you direct me to the toilet? Just follow thee smell... Meet me in thee backyard at meednight. *Mwwahh!!*

It might get... uh... STOLEN! I should take it with me.

The trophy was a lie! Mother was right! I should have been a plumber like her!! D:

I wish this game let you make your own levels.

...But I don't have a cat.

Who the hell gave these kids guns?