capt_arsepaste's Comments

Progress Report Day 3: Still trying to take in everything mentioned in the tutorial...

In a refreshing change to all of the other comments, I'd like to say that I thoroughly enjoyed the rock, paper, scissors game.

Happy birthday son, I guess we're just happy to sit here and watch you play with the oven...

'Sauron asks you'? Hmmm... this doesn't bode well.

Whhooaahh! Just made a killing on apples. So very, very proud of myself.

@ Mosannam9696: Awwwww!!!

@ joshuarApril03: With the greatest respect, that is the worst list of tips I have ever read.

Upgrades to the Candy drill are RIDICULOUSLY expensive!! Are we honestly expected to grind this much AFTER we've got all of the badges??!!

She loves you because you brought candy. Before you know it, you'll be married to an obese glutton who cares little for you and more about what you can do for her. I'd go for a trip in the balloon if I were you and eat the candy yourself.

Really wish I had a thesaurus

Makes a change from monkeys chucking darts at balloons I suppose...

One of the great moments in gaming: finishing a game you really like and then reading '"To be continued..."

Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing. I beg for some forgiveness, but begging's not my business. And she won't write a letter although I always tell her. And so it's my assumption: this game needs badges.

Damn that dancing cat - now I have 'Tales of the Unexpected' theme tune as my ear-worm for the day...

Yaay - go Bart! 5 stars from before I even start playing: that's what having a reputation is all about...

Level 3 was the hardest: once I'd worked out a system for it, the rest were very easy. Great game - thanks for making me feel smart! Sadly, anyone calling for harder levels may be thwarted by the mathematical phenomenon known as 'Four Colour Theorum'. In others words, it can't get much harder than it is!

Art Vandalay? Hmmm... George Costanza... maybe. Gaaah: Newman!!

This is definitely in my "Top 10 games where you can earn a Medium badge by holding down a single key for 30 minutes" list.

Oh great. Not only am I wasting my time playing dumb computer games, but now I REALLY want a pizza. Thanks.

Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven “This game needs badges.”