Hellphyre's Comments

My mine cart has gone off the tracks. It's hovering above them and I can't get in or out or move it.

Black screen with white squares - on chrome

Is there anyway to pick the keyboard controllers for those of us not using a controller? Keeps swapping - KL, XE, currently LE.

The steering and camera angle are impressive - impressively crappy, that is.

Controls randomly freeze up.

hostages are a nice touch

rather clunky battle system

seconding on a need for some kind of sound effects, music etc

Damn, was hoping for porn

what's with the knees? Does she spend a lot of time on 'em?

Sucks more balls than a two-bit whore. How money is AdultSwim paying Kong?

Use of keyboard would be useful, too easy otherwise

Needs sounds. Maybe some motion. Molotov cocktails bullets are sweet

As a chem major I approve of this game

Interesting concept. Difficulty ramp is a bit high; especially since the key-color associations aren't intuitive (need to adjust).

Y'know, I actually like this game. Artwork is rather cute; though maybe some color could be added, to differentiate between the action and the background.

Intro needs to be edited. Throne not thrown, no 'c' in chunks. Otherwise, like the concept and the art

Voices are annoying. Found it easier to just ram the snowflakes

Nice graphics, concept. Couldn't get the options menu to respond. Perhaps an option for using the arrow keys instead of wasd?

could use some sort of sound effects. Art is fairly tacky.