Comments for I Love Traffic

avatar for maciejko124
maciejko124

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "you caused an accident" it wasn't me :(, it was this idiot who was driving like 200/h

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avatar for triste
triste

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Who puts a stop light 200 feet away from the intersection?

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RyanDestro

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know that it apparently doesn't matter if 100 cars and school buses get hit as long as you got that one last vehicle through?

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qwertyuiopazs

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In case you were wondering, there are so many ambulances on the road because of you.

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TurkeyPie

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Level finis- BOOM. Oh well, not my problem!

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avatar for Stephatree
Stephatree

Apr. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I know it's the point of the game, but gosh these drivers are idiots.

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Draconax

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Would love to play this game with about 20 more levels, and keyboard hotkeys for the lights. Mouse clicking the lights on and off really sucks =(

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avatar for joeypierce
joeypierce

Jul. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) backed up traffic??? so? they can wait

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avatar for elac
elac

Feb. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how many people made all the lights green and hoped for the best eventually?

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DesolateSoul14

Jul. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the cars can push a semi off the road.

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awm17

Nov. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It needs keyboard control so multiple lights can be toggled at the same time. For example if the last level was controlled by the 1-5 keys, it would be much easier to control, especially on laptops with touchpads.

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avatar for conrodc123
conrodc123

Aug. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What? I didn't cause an accident. People are supposed to yield to police cars traveling with their sirens on!

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avatar for Falcfire
Falcfire

May. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder why they put traffic lights at such places....

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Rocknroll365

Nov. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the random facts at the end of a level!

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avatar for Arthur02
Arthur02

Jul. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Need I Love Traffic 2 And One With Trains!

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avatar for DrunkDestroyer
DrunkDestroyer

May. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Causing accidents is surprisingly Fun!

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avatar for TlalocWotMUD
TlalocWotMUD

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) THIS is why humans do not control traffic lights.

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Gogosboy

Jul. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know polar bears are left-handed? Hmm, maybe. I reckon I heard it somewhere before. Did you know ducks only lay eggs early in the morning? It rings a bell. Did you know polar bears are left handed? ... You told me that on level 4. Did you know ducks only lay eggs early in the morning. -_-

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Kevb98

Apr. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Boy:Mommy there is a a bus full of kids 10 feet in front of us shouldn't you slow down? Mom:NO SON WE CANT BE LATE FOR YOU SISTER PLAY!!!!!

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MelissiaRivers

Jul. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) IT WAS HIS FAULT!!! HE WAS SPEEDING DOWN THE ROAD!!!

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robvw

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How about putting a nice big number/letter next to each traffic light so you can easily toggle them? Would make the later levels far more doable (I eventually completed the game, but had countless attempts fail just because mousing is too slow/inaccurate).

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avatar for ChristianOtaku
ChristianOtaku

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Might I suggest number shortcuts for the lights? Will make it much easier to actually "direct" traffic smoothly. otherwise wery fun and addictive.

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rainerpm

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) We can now appreciate the Overpasses and underpasses more than we did before...

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Ax4m0k3razeProX

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) hmm random facts.

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avatar for ChuckBender
ChuckBender

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Jesus Christ that city is one hell of a death trap

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qwmp147

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why not just teach people to drive?

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bloodreaverx7

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I DIDN'T CAUSE THE ACCIDENT THE BLIND DRIVER DID!

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avatar for Pedolol
Pedolol

Jul. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Put a traffic light at the middle of the road when there's a dangerous intersection 100m ahead. Genius.

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megazafran

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol i just win and then there's an accident lol

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warlordno1

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't cause an accident, I just failed to prevent it.

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avatar for BlazeCyndaquil
BlazeCyndaquil

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Stop saying that 'I' caused the accident. You know what? I don't have to put up with this! It's all the road engineers' fault, and I quit! Good luck getting any cars through traffic lights! Wait, what was that? They have computers that do that? Well, shit.

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avatar for jbonetheawesome
jbonetheawesome

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "you backed up traffic" WOULD YOU RATHER BE DEAD?!!?!?!

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A_D1N0SAUR_x

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) See that car?" "LOL NOPE

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poppercds

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) What idiot designed the lights to be 20 feet behind 3 lanes of traffic?

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Braingeyser

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "You caused an accident." Excuse me, I'm not the one who gave licenses to drive semis and school buses to people who are clearly blind.

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Steinage123

Jul. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Whenever I could, I included an ambulance in the crash so they wouldn't need to call 911.

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lannieX

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sometimes, after winning at a level, some accidents still happen but it still is a win. I guess breaktime doesn't count. "Them cars can hit themselves all they want, it's my breaktime."

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avatar for RuneRifle
RuneRifle

Apr. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Well, those are extremely weird positions for traffic lights..

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avatar for ColdLucas23
ColdLucas23

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) in the last level I just turned all traffic lights green and won lol

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avatar for Crackshooter
Crackshooter

Jan. 18, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Thank god i'm not someone who controls the traffic lights =) 5/5

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avatar for Sierrajeff
Sierrajeff

Dec. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I did not "cause" an accident, I failed to prevent one! Really glad my drivers can stop on a dime, though!

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avatar for RikkiG
RikkiG

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I wish my brakes were this good.

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avatar for Klaploper
Klaploper

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love when a crash is set in just after you WIN....

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avatar for madkaste
madkaste

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Those controls would be so much better if we could have buttons to press instead of using the mouse. I bet i could double my speed.

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avatar for Nathanator16
Nathanator16

Jun. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I Hate Traffic.

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avatar for UnclePunish
UnclePunish

Mar. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ...just build a roundabout!

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avatar for Rafal93yy
Rafal93yy

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Would enjoy more maps or "I Love Traffic 2"

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avatar for Atlantica0
Atlantica0

Sep. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Game is VERY addicting! Didn't stop until I came to my senses! 4/5! 2nd installment would be greatly appreciated!

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avatar for Protoend
Protoend

Oct. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Am sorry but i hate my job.

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avatar for rayd2nerd
rayd2nerd

Sep. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Fun, short, well made. Great game!

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