Comments for I Love Traffic

avatar for BLamb211
BLamb211

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I swear, the cars speed up to slam into each other...

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avatar for Cheeseyman66
Cheeseyman66

May. 2, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) JUST BECAUSE THE LIGHT IS GREEN DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO RUN FULL FORCE INTO A SEMI

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maciejko124

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "you caused an accident" it wasn't me :(, it was this idiot who was driving like 200/h

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triste

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Who puts a stop light 200 feet away from the intersection?

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RyanDestro

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know that it apparently doesn't matter if 100 cars and school buses get hit as long as you got that one last vehicle through?

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RaphaelduCoudray

Apr. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) A flat land, no sign of anything to block the views of oncoming traffic yet these cars still come flying out of nowhere at the worst possible time.

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KayanaChan

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) W0t. Found a glitch where if you were stuck on Lv 20 and refresh the page, you get the badge anyways, even if you never finished it.

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TurkeyPie

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Level finis- BOOM. Oh well, not my problem!

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qwertyuiopazs

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In case you were wondering, there are so many ambulances on the road because of you.

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elac

Feb. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) how many people made all the lights green and hoped for the best eventually?

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avatar for Varandas
Varandas

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Holy crap. Just realized I got the first achievement for this game almost five years ago to the day, just as the Medium one is the Achievement of the Day today. I clearly remember this game, just didn't realized it had been that long. Where does the time go?...

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avatar for TwinAero
TwinAero

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) No I do not, I do not love traffic in the slightest bit at all after playing this.

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avatar for HackNeo
HackNeo

May. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Sometimes you just have to leave all the traffic lights in green and pray that nobody crashes.

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Athanius

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) As soon as the area is clear I hit the green button, then a big rig booking down the lane cuts through everything before the cars can even enter the intersection nails every single possible car. FTW

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avatar for Kevb98
Kevb98

Apr. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Boy:Mommy there is a a bus full of kids 10 feet in front of us shouldn't you slow down? Mom:NO SON WE CANT BE LATE FOR YOU SISTER PLAY!!!!!

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zelda2002

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "You caused an accident"?! REALLY?!? Look both ways before going! Stop when you don't have a right away! Its not my fault you died!

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pigbrane

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) keyboard functionality would make this a better game.

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jbonetheawesome

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "you backed up traffic" WOULD YOU RATHER BE DEAD?!!?!?!

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Gogosboy

Jul. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Did you know polar bears are left-handed? Hmm, maybe. I reckon I heard it somewhere before. Did you know ducks only lay eggs early in the morning? It rings a bell. Did you know polar bears are left handed? ... You told me that on level 4. Did you know ducks only lay eggs early in the morning. -_-

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avatar for Stephatree
Stephatree

Apr. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I know it's the point of the game, but gosh these drivers are idiots.

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avatar for Kittykind
Kittykind

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What do you mean, *I* caused an accident? I'm pretty sure it was the slowpoke cruising down a busy highway at 5mph who did it. -.-

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Doomchaser

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I complete the level 10 achievement in 2009. I complete the level 20 achievement in 2014. It's about time. xD

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avatar for joeypierce
joeypierce

Jul. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) backed up traffic??? so? they can wait

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avatar for Draconax
Draconax

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Would love to play this game with about 20 more levels, and keyboard hotkeys for the lights. Mouse clicking the lights on and off really sucks =(

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awm17

Nov. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It needs keyboard control so multiple lights can be toggled at the same time. For example if the last level was controlled by the 1-5 keys, it would be much easier to control, especially on laptops with touchpads.

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avatar for DesolateSoul14
DesolateSoul14

Jul. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love how the cars can push a semi off the road.

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avatar for XX22
XX22

Apr. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I thought getting the easy badge was hard enough, and they HAD to make the medium badge the BOTD....-.-

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avatar for Zentos
Zentos

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What I learned from this game: 1:It is unacceptable for a whole two vehicles (Such as a semi and a car) to be behind a traffic light, and the operators should be instantly fired for this, despite the fact that it actually backs up more traffic. 2: Just because the light is green 500 feet away from the intersection means I should ignore right of way and simply slam into whatever is piteous enough to get in my way at 100 mph and it will be the traffic light's fault. 3: An even more passionate hate for t r a f f i c. Don't you dare say the word or I will force you to drive into a semi by leaving the traffic light green!

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avatar for lewyh
lewyh

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The way these people drive, they deserver to die

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avatar for guitarpix1
guitarpix1

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I never knew I could get road rage from directing traffic.

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avatar for AkiraAgnar
AkiraAgnar

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Oh there's a car 10 meters ahead *doesn't slow down*

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avatar for robvw
robvw

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) How about putting a nice big number/letter next to each traffic light so you can easily toggle them? Would make the later levels far more doable (I eventually completed the game, but had countless attempts fail just because mousing is too slow/inaccurate).

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avatar for ChristianOtaku
ChristianOtaku

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Might I suggest number shortcuts for the lights? Will make it much easier to actually "direct" traffic smoothly. otherwise wery fun and addictive.

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avatar for conrodc123
conrodc123

Aug. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What? I didn't cause an accident. People are supposed to yield to police cars traveling with their sirens on!

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avatar for RandomPoem
RandomPoem

May. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game would be infinitely amazing if you could control the traffic lights with the number keys (each light gets a key) instead of clicking. 4/5

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avatar for ChuckBender
ChuckBender

Jun. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Jesus Christ that city is one hell of a death trap

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avatar for lannieX
lannieX

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sometimes, after winning at a level, some accidents still happen but it still is a win. I guess breaktime doesn't count. "Them cars can hit themselves all they want, it's my breaktime."

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avatar for Arthur02
Arthur02

Jul. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Need I Love Traffic 2 And One With Trains!

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avatar for Rocknroll365
Rocknroll365

Nov. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the random facts at the end of a level!

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avatar for DrunkDestroyer
DrunkDestroyer

May. 6, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Causing accidents is surprisingly Fun!

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avatar for megazafran
megazafran

Dec. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) lol i just win and then there's an accident lol

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avatar for 9Anine9AnimeHalo
9Anine9AnimeHalo

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) My biggest question for this game: Who the hell came up with these traffic intersections? O.o

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avatar for warlordno1
warlordno1

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I didn't cause an accident, I just failed to prevent it.

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avatar for A_D1N0SAUR_x
A_D1N0SAUR_x

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) See that car?" "LOL NOPE

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avatar for TlalocWotMUD
TlalocWotMUD

Oct. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) THIS is why humans do not control traffic lights.

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avatar for immember
immember

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) If you read the description, you'll realize that no one would have to sit through all 20 levels if we had a better system of transportation.

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avatar for Denninator1211
Denninator1211

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) well, i guess today's daily challenge just isnt going to happen. . .i hate this game.

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avatar for Stickls
Stickls

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) The random factor makes some of these levels simple luck, and keyboard functionality would make this game way more accessible. 2/5 - has the potential for immense improvement, but this game was just not fun.

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avatar for Antoninus
Antoninus

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1/5 for level 20.

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avatar for TurtleRage
TurtleRage

May. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) These drivers really need to learn what brakes do...

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