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qwertyuiopazs

Latest Activity: Played Legend Knight (35 minutes ago)

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    Apr. 14, 2011

Game Of The Week – Games that deserve some extra advertising.
Rubiks square
Saturn Blue
Tower of DOOOOOM
A game so good, I’m putting it here again
Incredibly detailed Bio
I am a 14 year old, but if I was born the day before I was born, I’d be 3. On day, I found this website. I played on it for like a year and then I made a account. I had the perfect name, one that would shatter reality in its goodness. Then I made a massive typo and it ended up like this. Oh well. As for my personality? I like puns and cleverness. I try to confuse you while still making some degree of sense. I like to make you think that you read that wrong, making you look back and make you think that you read that wrong, making you look back and realize that you didn’t. Sometimes it’s the opposite, and you don’t get confused until you read my posts twice. No, nothing was hidden in that sentence. Next time, though… Anyways. I try not to be annoying. If you don’t like me for some reason, tell me and I’ll stop. If you stop, too, I’ll like you.
Question of the Epoch
What should I change my outdated avatar to? NO PRINCESS HALF-ORC SUGGESTIONS ALOUD.
Random Stuff for your Amusement
Skillz
Quotes:
LethalMutiny: I AM FOOD. DESTROYER OF HUNGER.

In 2013, about 15% of Americans moved.
America, are we really this fat? At least shift from couch to bathroom once a year. It’s good for you.
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That moment when you fail so much you reflexively push “r” and then suddenly you don’t fail and you’re like yussssshit.

eldecrok: Unfortunately, your soul is starting to rip apart
qwertyuiopazs: Fortunately, I know I can… R.I.P.

Randomfact(z):
My first comment has well over 3000 likes- more than any other on kong that I know of. Goes to show how much I’ve matured.
Started making this profile page actually say stuff in 2014 – 3 years after I became a member. Also the time I started talking on forums and really getting into kong and realizing that, wow, there’s like a actual community and stuff, not just 60,000 people playing games. individually at any given time. BUT WHO CARES, ONTO THE NEXT SECTION!

HALL OF IMAGINARY POINTS
Level 65: 36560, dangit
qwertyuiopazs: .00015 points
BLOODYRAIN10001 10.001 points
Current Forum Games
Flames that might be Hot Oh my god what a terrible name
Labrinthium : Tomb-Raiding
Goals:
1129 fans Random numbers, because why not?
1 real friend :C
1500 comments- If you comment on this comment it’ll be a comment about a comment about comments.
1 somewhat interesting thing posted on profile- Help
Achievements:
15000 points. Like halfway to level 65 :P
Has a crown on Mozzarella, the coolest kongpanion
1k forum posts: Oct 12, 2014 6:55pm (1277Days)
2k forum posts: Jan 4, 2015 6:51pm (2016 Hours)
Has made 15 people feel good
Has made 666 people feel bad
Went to school
Has made 1,694,385,2 LoOK OuT, BOlD inDENTED rAnDOm CaPS maY drAw YOUR aTTenTiOn! 94 people feel confused
Got second in a kongregate forum tournament thanks to good teammates.
Ate dinner
Just Fork Pun Skits featuring the best jokes you’ve ever heard.
Tom: Billeh just got knifed!
Peter: That’s forked up!
Tom: …
Peter: Too spoon?
Tom: Wow. I don’t know what to say. Just… come with me.
Peter: Okay. Who knifed him, anyways?
Tom: The guys from the casino. He was gambling away his body parts. First his arm, then his legs, and now… his body.
Peter: He should quit while he’s a head.
Tom: I’m sure he has qui- Wait, did you really just say that? This is a serious manner. Billeh is going to die, and nothing short of a miracle can save him.
Peter: Oh, don’t worry about miracles. I’m a miracle worker.
Tom: Prove it.
Peter: Okay, fine. Get me a glass of water.
Tom: What? We don’t have time for this! We have to go and save Billeh!
Peter: It might be a bit of a pane, but just see through it, will ya?
Tom: Fine. Wait, did you do it again?
Peter: No, no, definitely not.

Tom: Okay, I got the water. Now what?
Peter: I need a baby.
Tom: WHAT WHY
Peter: I’m holy, I need to be in the ancient land of Babylon to work my miracles. Anyways, nevermind, there’s one right there.
Tom: I hate you.
Peter: Lady, can I use your baby?
Lady: Wha-
Peter: Okay, thanks! I will now turn water… into WINE!
(Peter pours water on the baby)
Baby: WHINE
Tom: UGGGHHH! I’m going without you.
Lady: Ha, I get it. You’re funny.
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IT’S A TRAP!
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The only reason this is here is to get you to get to the bottom of my profile so you have to read all my activity feed, muahahaha.

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