“The more you think about something, the less sense it makes.”
“I know a guy whose addicted to brake fluid… he says he can stop whenever he wants.”
“If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?
“I always bring 2 pairs of pants when I go golfing, in case I get a hole in 1.”
Guy1: OMG! James just got knifed!
Guy2: That’s forked up!
Guy2: Too spoon?
1. How do you kill a ghost?
2. Which president was the least guilty?
3. How do you organize a space party?
4. Why did the chicken cross the road?
1. You spirit!
2. Lincoln: He was Inacent!
3. You planet!
4. To get to the other side! What do you mean, that’s a dull boring anti-joke? It’s not an anti-joke. It’s a pun! (If you can’t figure it out, it’s because when someone dies, people say (s)he’s gone to the other side)
Note to self: learn to be funny instead of putting stupid jokes on profile.