Comments for Memoir Text Adventure

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ghostxtr

Nov. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Hmm... got hit with a blunt object in the head, dies of stab wounds. Fun game.

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devinreimer69

Nov. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wtf told a hobo to piss off then get punched in the face but die by fire beautiful just fucking beautiful

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Asterysk1

Nov. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Died with 42265, 3 kids and a girlfriend on account of previous wife dying. Pretty freakin' good.

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SLegend_02

Nov. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Its strange that the first time you play it, the decisions you make are then the same as the 2nd time, THEN YOU GET IT WRONG!

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joeanator20

Nov. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) easter egg at the beginning, john doe is snakes name from the metal gear solid games

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jon60

Nov. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died at 130 years old. My last words were 'Thank you' I had 21061 bucks. i gave it to my family. Now i am sad.

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jon60

Nov. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died of a health drop. NAOOOOO!

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Ebera

Nov. 22, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) somehow i got kicked out of a party and died of a stab wound? geez they need to loosen up

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ScoobieM

Nov. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) my guy was called sitck man i did evreything wrong and died at the adult age

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MeepDude

Nov. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) str: arnold shwarzenegger. lol

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Eblanc

Nov. 18, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Everything was smooth, and then I got a job as an actor! got congratulated, and then i died.. health drop WTF?!

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48kololek

Nov. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) good end. age 80,that sound mades me cry

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Rilriia

Nov. 16, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Published in 2010, wait was Pluto still a planet in 2010??? Pluto was framed!

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TheElvinotron

Nov. 16, 2014

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TheDerpLord01

Nov. 15, 2014

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TheDerpLord01

Nov. 15, 2014

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PHAIOL

Nov. 15, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) All stats (worst to best)..... Intelligence: retarded, dumb, average, smart, genius..... Attractiveness: Fugly, ugly, below average, average, above average, attractive, hot, beautiful.....Strength: Feeble Old Man, weakling, weak, able, firm, strong, body builder, hard as nail, Arnold Schwarzenegger....Charm: Social Outcast, repulsive, annoying, irritating, displeasing, cool, charming, delightful, life of the party..... Health: Unhealthy, Healthy Slightly more legible.

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PHAIOL

Nov. 15, 2014

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grillcheeseninja

Nov. 13, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Talks about the news* Cause of death: Murdered.. WHAT?

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chicomari

Nov. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) what... i just talked to a couple and i got killed from fire...ok..

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chicomari

Nov. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) PLUTO IS A PLANET, UPDATE THIS FUQ

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WoundedKnee

Nov. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Strength: Arnold Schwarzenegger

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bradrock67

Nov. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Do you want to comeout? No. *death*

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puppy5ar

Nov. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "BUGGA OFF, YOU WIPPERSNAPPERS" Greatest last words of all time

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omega21

Nov. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Wins third at game show. *Murdered*

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AwesomeSauceKid

Nov. 7, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Died of a fire apparently, when I wasn't even born yet.

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Alex_008

Nov. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *Strikes a match. Dies. Cause of death, Stab wound*

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Real_RainbowDash

Nov. 5, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Chuck Norris, 130 years of age, final words: 'Roundhouse... kick...'

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buttholeface

Nov. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died after getting stabbed by a mugger. A hobo stole my shoes. Turns out I can still date and go steady in death. I went to the movies with my girlfriend a couple times after I had died.

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kevfalcon

Nov. 4, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) This game teaches you,you can die from ANYTHING

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pucca25

Nov. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Please make a sequel to this awesome game.

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Roryjames566

Nov. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 80 years and I had 0 Cash

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yuske

Nov. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) ... Why does this need a backstory when it could just be a life text adventure?

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ClaudeFaustus

Nov. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I actually played this game on another website and I love it! Good job!

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stormattacks

Oct. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Definitely a very half assed version of http://www.playalterego.com/alterego

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mabiguy

Oct. 31, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Walks home and falls asleep with a hangover" DIES FROM A FIRE

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Somanypizzas

Oct. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was freaking rich when I died!

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timera823

Oct. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) this is the first text adventure i ever played ^.^

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jon54321

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) You can do so much while your dead,have surgery,quit your job,even have a child...my husband must have been one of THOSE kind of people....

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fibonacciboy

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) it said "you could've died!" and then I died.

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racoon111

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) hints: if you come out peaceful you gain charm. gain strengh if you come out fighting stay in and your lazy. don't pee in punch lowers charm you gain charm if you be a good kid. don't striek candle unless you want to die and burn. 4/5

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racoon111

Oct. 28, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) im alomost alwyas get outcast... :(

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SeddonW1

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Perfect Stats + 1 Operation = Death :(

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racoon111

Oct. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) man: i have some candy. me: run and tells parents later finds out he was a kidnapper! . i did right to run .

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carterbarter99

Oct. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) woo im arnold schwarzegger so BUFF but wait im fugly!?!!?

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simplemain

Oct. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) a bit broken but very fun

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LuigiFav99999

Oct. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I am fugly,weakling,irritating...I WILL NOT BE BORN

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LuigiFav99999

Oct. 21, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I died with over 2K... FK

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dhrum123456789

Oct. 20, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) just becuase I dont want to be a actor doesnt mean I should kill my self for not doing it lol?

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rebeccasnow67

Oct. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) WTF. I WAS A STILLBORN!

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