Comments for Surgeon Simulator 2013

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applekid

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Can't do anything, the damn mouse keeps going off the screen

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Lucythedog4

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *snaps glove* This is going to hurt you more than it hurts me.

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slapshot

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Does anyone know what to do after excising the old heart, inserting the new heart, injecting the epinephrine and reattaching the veins? I can't seem to get the chest sutures to stick. Thanks!

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ychy

Feb. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) breaked al his bones, destroyed organs ,random droped the heart,hiting him with the saw.i am the best doctor ever!

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zaroono

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ha! they told me he needed lungs in medical school

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NathanD33

Feb. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Also, Unity web player hates my computer! Or does my computer hate Unity web player?

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insight_cat

Feb. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ah... Am I the only one playing claw crane here?! I can't even grab anything firm in my hand... O_o

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hammy199

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *chucks replacement heart across room* "Forget it!" the docter said, and after that he smacked his patient on the right cheek with a small hammer.

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CpDavenport

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "You are Nigel Burke… an ordinary guy, with no outstanding skills. Somehow forced to perform a heart transplant, using any tools available." Why can't i be myself?!

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SEDPWNS

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I did it! I thought it wasn't possible to win!

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DubWubWubWub

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Went to school for years. Calligraphy.

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Narinik

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Second try, only took 3:30 to kill him.

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cube_man

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) How do I play it in fullscreen? I keep on losing focus

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superchinny

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Surprisingly this is the first time I got to be a doctor with zombie hands

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seniorpatrol

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) get all the ribs free with a circular saw and he bleeds to death because, you know, if you cut a rib lying on the table, lots of blood comes out.

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drago55577

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Was working on cutting some of the ribs, when i dropped the circular saw into his chest, and he died.

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acolyte989

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Easy guide: Step one: throw everything but the scapels and hammer away Step 2: use the hammer and GENTLY destroy his ribcage ( Throw all the pieces away) Step 3: Use the knives to cut the bad heart and throw that away step 4: insert new heart

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Brohoofmebro

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Well time to start * Opens up youtube howcast video*

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Elijahgaiga

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) and thats how I lost my medical licence

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Vievioora

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 5 stars/favorite. Best game of the year.

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Biliruben

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Mute?

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mowdownbill

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *Ahem* Nerd3 *Ahem!*

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wvdaddio

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love the idea of this game!!! To bad the controls are so horrible. Could not grab a thing and just by moving the arm was knocking stuff off the table. The movement would keep moving even after i stopped my mouse. I think the idea and the work on it so far are pretty good as far as graphics, but the movement is horrible, not so much the control layout.

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spielkind

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) A++ :)

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ninjarazer

Aug. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *pull out every organ then puts a heart in* Me: operation complete!

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bobfill2369

Jul. 17, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) hard man hard

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LukyLukas

May. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) DIE BASTARD DIE xD hammer time is nice (the saw too)

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cjwright321

Apr. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Yes! I finally removed everything and I am ready to put in your new HEART! * heart falls on the floor * DAMN IT!

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Surleygoat

Apr. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) They don't let me cut on folks anymore since I lost my license.

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Xsnow1998X

Apr. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sir I'm the best uncertified surgeon your money could buy. Now I'm not liable for... Missing organs Broken bones Death Random surgical equipment stuck in your body Blood loss And the occasional bloody murder.

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Cioffi888

Feb. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) First time playing: Well if Kano can do it easily, than so can i...Yeah i really screwed up the first time.

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mewcat99

Feb. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *patient dies from no air DOCTOR: "i guess we didn't put his heart in correctly"

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PLOfreedom

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am a bad doctor

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Jessecrowden

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i just got my hand stuck in the cloth of the patient. great start for an operation and im gonna actually go in the medical field. good luck everyone. lol

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Caraten

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Ok so i "hammertime" his entire chest cavity to oblivion, left about every tool INSIDE of him, brutally remove his heart, slit his new hearts throat on accident, and just plop in there. A++..... seems legit.

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shimal

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Lag caused me to lose all the instruments and the heart but I forced my hand inbetween his ribs and I got rid of a meaty thing that seemed like cancer. I didnt complete or win a game or a medal but I saved a mans life today. Thats what matters the most to me.

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Lateris

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Takes time to get used to the controls. I myself brutally murdered my pantient only 2 times!(well, 3 if you count the successful transplantation, because that's a murder too). Anyway, it's hilarious while at the same time you feel bad for laughing at it.

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roma00

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) All I could do is flip myself off during the game.

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jurk182

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) KOOl im Dr Super my power... i can rotate my arm over 3000 times without cramping

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epicon6124

Feb. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) At the end you are SUPPOSED to murder him brutally, painfully, and bitchfully.

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asdfglkjhg

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) now firmly grasp it

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dethman1232

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) got so mad ripped out his heart

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avatar for TheLastBoss78
TheLastBoss78

Feb. 1, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Like QWOP for doctors

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King_Geroge

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Funny how you can rip his body apart but he will only groan LOL

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BloodNemesis

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) controls are impossible!

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Saanix

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Guys how do I surgery

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avatar for comcat
comcat

Nov. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i am so mad i cant get it to work i just want to play this game

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idontcar

Nov. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i can not get on to play it this sucks #mad face big times

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kierstenallen123

Jul. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i may have broken the rib cage, thrown the glass on top of the broken ribs and somehow ended up with two hearts. opps.

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SUPERMENTE

Jul. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) mi

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