Comments for Surgeon Simulator 2013

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applekid

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Can't do anything, the damn mouse keeps going off the screen

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NeoQueenSerenaty

Apr. 23, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *rips out the ribs* they'll regen.*rips out lungs* you don't need these!and you won't get lung cancer!*tries to rip out heart* and no uh heart artritist? *throws away the new heart* PFFT! YOU DON'T NEED A HEART! *puts in radio* you'll live for sure! *dies*

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mattwashere12

Feb. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) dont worry ribs grow back..................................no they dont

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TBirdcnatbewon

Apr. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry sir I have a master degree on this.You well be perfectly fine..(a few minutes later)NO! NO! DON'T YOU DARE DIE ON ME!!!....... [BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!.......um your not going to like the sight of this...your husband um...has.....suffered some minor injuries in the process of the Heart Transplant ok I guess that's it....um oh yes may I come to your funeral....Women speaks"NO!!! NOT AFTER WHAT YOU HAVE DONE"......THE END

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bird44

Feb. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't be such a baby! ribs grow back!... "no they don't."

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Dudeofgaming

May. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm going to help him die peacefully" *Picks up bone saw*

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jaml96

Apr. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) full version is out! check steam.

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empeafive

Apr. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) pfft! who needs ribs anyways? he'll survive.... right.... john?......john!?!? SPEAK TO ME!!!!!!!!

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DeathByTurtles

Feb. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Don't worry Ribs grow back.

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summy99

Feb. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) congrats! The surgery went well your chest cavity now contains 2 hearts a bunch of broken pieces of ribs and a scalpel

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ploopy9871

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hammer time is fun and all, but it makes the patient lose an entire liter of his blood. Instead, I used a safer and more humane way of breaking the ribcage: smashing the new heart into the ribs over and over again.

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WebslingerTheo

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) In the first few seconds i got my hand stuck under his rib cage, then after five minutes of trying to get my hand out i grabbed the heart and dropped it in. After that anything that was already inside him was on his face or the floor and i dropped the heart on the floor when i accidentally pushed the all the knives and pins in his organs. I cut him multiple times with the scissors and the back of the hammer, and dropped blood all over his face mask. I lost the cloth cover that was on him, so i just left before i made it worse.

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jamspazm

Feb. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Smash ribs with hammer, rip out lungs, chop out heart. Throw new heart into gaping hole...CONGRATULATIONS! A++ WTF?!?!

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miscrit100

Mar. 9, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) LoL the gamer tag says 'Funny"

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MarkT35

Mar. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Don't worry, ribs grow back!"

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darkxidex2

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!"

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DemolitionDemon

Jun. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this guy should be wearing gloves

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darklaw39

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) doctor 1 "alright lets do this" doctor 2 "I bet 50 bucks u cant do it with one hand" doctor 3 "Make it 100 with out any gloves" doctor 1 " YOUR ON!"

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bzsgzs

Feb. 11, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i know it's a game but it's just immoral to force me doing a heart surgery

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Zarigani

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) The QWOP of surgery games.

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KentKnifen

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It was all going really well....I removed hiribs and lungs, and carefully set them on the table to go get his new heart. Then the motorized saw fell on a lung.......whole operation went to hell pretty quickly after that.....

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marqueemark

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) ok, this game is hilarious, particularly if you watch some of the youtube vids people have made, however, it is easily the lowest rated game I have ever seen stay on the homepage, what's up with that?

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hintel8

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hammer time!

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Dart111

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) You are Nigel Burke... A man with the motor skills of a carrot.

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farud

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) having 2 hearts surgery is called piggybank surgery

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UltriZone

May. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can move the middle finger at his face LoL :O!!!

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turkishninja

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "and when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again! ... anyway that's how I lost my medical license..."

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cortez123

Feb. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) He will never know!!! *sews radio into his body*

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CptDUMDUM72

Feb. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) It rolled off the table...and on to the floor...and then my poor heart rolled right out the door....shit

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avatar for chillyran422
chillyran422

Jan. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) WELl I managaed to make a perfect heart radio transplant

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darkxidex2

Feb. 13, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Should I be awake for this doctor?" "Ah, well......no."

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Arrowisaiah

Feb. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why would you choose a surgeon with one arm yo do a heart transplant?

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WaltJRimmer

Feb. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) "Glad to report, not only do you know have two hearts, don't have to worry about those pesky lungs anymore AND you'll never get a broke rib again, you can also get AM/FM stations!"

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giovanni361

Feb. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) and thats how he realy lost is medical lincence

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Glaceia

Jan. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Man The controls are so bad that i couldn't accomplish anything even tho I knew what tools I needed.

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dude123456780

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Today i learned that if i smash someone in the chest with a hammer to preform a heart transplant the operation goes well only leaving the patient with a deformed chest and crushed dreams. -Dr. McClumsy April 1, 2013.

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hidoulikepie

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) this is so funny

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avatar for gus_skywalker
gus_skywalker

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) rib cage? who needs those nowadays

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Y_RTZ

Feb. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Dr., the heart just fell on the ground. How to proceed now?

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EddieL2

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Sorry... I accidentally dropped the heart on the floor... I might have also cut out your lungs,gave you 1 rib, and you have 2 hearts.. and that will be $20,000 dollars. Cash or credit?

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godzillabbq

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i laughed soooooooooo hard. if this wasnt ment to be a serious simulator its fantastic. if it was it sucks

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rybenka59

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I don't think that man has ever been to medical school.

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falconwhitaker

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I love the idea, but the controls are agonisingly bad and the programming is a bit dodgy. I got my hand caught through the piece of fabric on top of the patient and just now my wrist turned into playdough as I yanked on the patient's lung under the edge of his rib cage.

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borandi

Feb. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Hammered the rib cage, took all the pieces out (threw them on the floor), used the scalpel to cut the three tubes into the heart, but couldn't pull the damn thing out. So I threw everything else in. Using the saw on the lungs after they leave the body loses blood, wtf?

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D2000

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) @nix131 it's a lot more like the guy from QWOP *didn't* go to medical school...

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papado123

Mar. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) They should TOTALLY make a second one, like brain transplant or something! HIT THAT + BUTTON IF YOU WANT THIS!

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avatar for chados
chados

Feb. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) i lost the radio in the patient body hahaha

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Shaakrahin

Feb. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) make a sequel in which the same guy plays the piano.

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Lucamilion

Feb. 5, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I can't even kill him properly

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SonicBoom32X

Feb. 4, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) the saw was extremely slippery (nurse prank I guess) so I went the old fashioned way and busted open his ribs with a hammer (his right lung went flying). I grabbed his heart and violently tugged on it for a good minute or two, seeing as that wouldnt work I tried to grab one of the knives but instead picked up the tray of knives and dumped them into where his right lung used to be, SO then I threw the heart in there flipped him the bird and stabbed him in the face with a needle.

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