Comments for The Visitor: Massacre at Camp Happy

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LennyT

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "Something strange/scary is going on, let's split up!" I've watched so many horror movies it almost starts to make sense. Almost.

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omgitsthepope

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If the meteor just landed on the hikers this would be so much easier.

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okimaedaIzinki

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I'm still wondering how the humans got past those animals.

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dboisrockin08

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It's the middle of the night and something is scaring all the animals. Since I'm blonde and have boobs I have an obligation to be swimming in the river in a small bikini in any game.

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CharredNewt

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Bearded man:"Uhm, a strange blood-red slug with nasty teeth has just smashed my toolbox and is coming towards me. I'll just stand still, after all, it's probably more afraid of me tha- EYYAAAAAARGGHH!!!!"

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SuperPlayer3000

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) hey look! its a cute little worm! wait... are those hands? and teeOH M-

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robert1234567999

Jun. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) why whould the animals be scared if they keep trying to kick your ass?

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extreme133

May. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) takes the term "you are what you eat" to a whole new level

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mask_and_mirror

Jan. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If only the humans had thought to knock down all the suspiciously convenient bridges.

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Cumbay

Jan. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) A good game, but the respawn points need to be slightly closer to where you were before. Maybe have checkpoints along the way? I was so close to the human and got killed on the last straight, then I had to restart all over again. Not happy D;

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Manahimik

Dec. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Oh for the love of..! How can turtles move that fast?!

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JKuang

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Never going camping, especially in a place with pits and mountain lions...

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whatamithinking

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wait... I ate a bird which granted me the ability to fly. Birds can fly over and through trees. Why am I unable to fly over the trees?!

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blackhawk808

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This should be more like the prequel.

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imaperson11

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) so you have to be a certain size to eat a little pig, but a human you can devour with ease no matter how large you are?

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nightmare134

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) from now on im sleeping with a teddy bear when im at camp, no matter what the other kids say...and my favorite pillow...and a chainsaw,a flamethrower, a bazooka, and a machine gun.

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Bestwick16

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) "I'm going to stay here in the tent, safe from the animals." Pan left...Cue mountain lions.

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K9Darek

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Turtle with a tiger speed, agresive like a lion and hungry like a bear.. I want to play with a turtle..

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Eclecto

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Violently maiming humans...with bonus points for petty vandalism? Yaah, take that, sapling! I'm the non-renewable forest death slug! I bet you filthy humans thought you could have a neat and tidy firepit! WELL YOU'RE WRONG! I scuffed it up slightly! Enjoy getting ashes on your shoes next time you try to sit around THAT firepit! Suck it, humans!

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Thefatone

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i never knew turtles were so lethal

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saacool

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how do they get in those places anyway!!! the girl surronded by mountains the only entrance is a small long branch proteceted by a puma.

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ABCDWHATEVER

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) the visitor in small form: DIE FLOWERS DIE HAHAHA!!!

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Whaker

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) It's more afraid of you than you are of it... possibly. If it's not, well... you won't be around long enough to complain about the horrible advice I gave you.

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kristalpuppy

Feb. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *looks at all the creatures bigger than me* SOON.

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Terthii

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why are these animals so freaking mean? Turtles aren't aggressive!

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Zoronii

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So... I can bite a human's head off when I'm the size of a mouse... but I can't kill a turtle just a little bigger than me?

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Gomo_Psivarh

Jul. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Are those people blind? How could they ignore the approaching visitor?

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person1999

Jan. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ? what happened to where you can get eaten by the animal and eat them from the inside out?

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DarkxideX

Dec. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Um..how did the second "camper" make it over the gap? He must weigh almost nothing. :P

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killybilly

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Lol everyone is saying that there is something scaring and eating the animals, but nobody wants to go home, they just keep swimming/resting/sitting on a trump or whatever

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Pokerhappy

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Ugh. This game could not have dragged on any longer. Between the lag, mind-blowingly slow speed of the Visitor, needless mazes, and pointlessly having to retrace your steps through each level 5 times, I found myself hoping to god that I would kill the last guy already. But of course, the game dragged on for about five more levels after it stopped being fun.

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LobsterMobster

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Runs really laggy. Quality setting?

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Yorkat562

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Camper: Hey, look, a little caterpillar... Aww, look at that, it's nibblin' on my toOOOOOHMAHGAWD

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thesargerock

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) no one asks about the elephant-pigs running around?

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nerdmasta

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) okay what the.... I ate my old guts!?

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BrokenWiseman

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If only there was a spider I could eat so I could climb over all these rock walls...

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PigeonSammy

Dec. 30, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Unfortunately the alien is slightly less appealing when it isn't a horrific combination of everything it's eaten.

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kaboom21

Dec. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) So, Animals run or attack when the visitor gets close, but when the visitor gets close to humans, they continue doing what they were doing.Some survival instincts humans have.

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bobthebst60

Dec. 25, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) say if there are 10 levels then arnt there ten slug things because at the start every time another metorite comes down and a slug crawls out?

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TBH_Productions

Jan. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) everytime I saw a new person I cringed, another level! X(

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Camtuf

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I finished the game, ate 10 people, but have no badge. I'd appreciate at least to be able to choose the level so I can make the tenth one more time and hope I get the badge, but it looks like I have to start it over. Good game btw, but quite laggy on my laptop.

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lukeyboy8

Jul. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) this would be cool if u could do this in real life: " ive always wanted to fly" CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP yay

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shade132

Jul. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh look a worm whith sharp teeth and puma fur in its mouth with blood only one explaination .... its friendly!! grrr GRRRR!!! oh hey little fella! nom nom nom. he he thats mi finger it tickel-AAAAAAHHHHH ITS NOT FRIENDLY!!!! GRRRRR!!!!!

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theone799

Mar. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) amazing how a 3 inch fish could pull a grown women underwater and eat her

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watda

Dec. 28, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) If you can only eat thing the same size as you or smaller,How can you eat the human is its bigger than you?? o.O

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CommanderPaladin

Nov. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Today in Massacre 101, Alien DeathSlug will demonstrate the principle of "You are what you eat..."

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cevgar

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I respect the work that went into the game. Its just that... I found it mindbogglingly boring. I cried tears of joy when I finally cornered the last guy. Honestly, the things we do for badges...

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Londonbrig0

May. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Finally, a horror genre where the black man survives the longest.

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beeble2003

Jan. 24, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Checkpoints, please! It's super-super-tedious to have to go all the way back to the beginning of the level because you made us try to get past a hundred and seven animals that are too big to kill.

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Holyzaum

Jan. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) its always good to kill campers...

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