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Creedwhodoes

Jun. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) what I don't understand is...if your virus is 0 visibility , has no deaths no symptoms why dose the hospitals, transit etc are shutting down is like : we have to close the country and vaccinate people because of nothing! we can't see the virus we don't know if it really is a virus out there but we still have to close the water plants and whaatever......

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RedShape

Jun. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just named my disease "Life Screwer" and the world ends in 57 days...

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Xseleon

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) At least this game tells me were to go if a deadly virus breaks out.

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DDawn

Jan. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar HAS to get supplies from somewhere. C'mon!!!

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Manaco

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The irony fate has placed on me. I started playing this game three years ago. I struggled for weeks but couldn’t infect Madagascar. Today I come back for the first time, and had the luck of getting Madagascar as my starting point. Overjoyed and reasonably skeptical, I came to a realization why it is insanely and stupidly impossibly for anyone to infect Madagascar. I sat there staring at my monitor as Madagascar slowly and slowly became 95% infected BEFORE ANY GOD FORSAKEN SHIP EVEN CAME TO HARBOR. After 60 days, a ship hit harbor and then went on its merry way infecting the rest of the world and it was no more than 10 days, every country in the world was infected. I smiled, threw points into everything leading to death. I waited. I chuckled. I waited, several days passed; I erupted into an uncontrollable mad laughter as the countries became forsaken. The third badge was rewarded for my work. My first attempt at this game after three years prevailed. I thank you, people responsible.

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Makotjo05

Apr. 15, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) like if madagascar sucks

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Frustrating

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why do the boats just like, randomly float around? Madagascar wouldn't be half as hard if the boats actually had semi-intelligent senses of direction.

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zontan

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Some suggestions for this: -Countries need to OPEN their borders again if your disease goes into hiding, or recession, or something. It needs to be something other than "Oh, a random event triggered, I lose." There needs to be a way to get around it. Whether it be through just lowering visibility, or having a dormancy option, or something. Alternatively, there needs to be a way to spread into countries with closed borders (why doesn't having airborne or waterborne transmission do that already?) -Zero infectivity needs to result in your disease dying out. Zero visibility should guarantee that you will spread everywhere without having borders closed (as it should be impossible to get zero visibility, due to the above issue of your disease dying out). Clearly, some numbers need to be tweaked behind the scenes.

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N4LRath

Aug. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) there is just one lonely ship just sailing in a circle nonstop so lonly out there

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King_Heino

Jun. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) yay i started in madagascar, so the hardest country is infected from the start... day 67: finally a ship left the country. only 5k healthy people in madagascar while the rest of the world doesnt even know about the disease x)

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rawrpoint

Dec. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Starting in Madagascar is AWESOME.

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LeiCi

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why does something that does absolutely nothing with zero visibility cause closures around the globe?

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D3matt

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Disease spreads to Madagascar" AAAAAAAW YEAH!

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hitman3689

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i smiled when i finally read "madagascar completely devoid of life"

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drpained

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Madagascar, where our motto is "Nothing comes in or out without a complete Antiboitic and Antiparacitic screening and curing"

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pokemonmaster59

Oct. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) STARTED IN MADAGASCAR YES!!! thats 1/2 of the game

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RoSi_xD

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Person: "President Madagascar, President Madagascar! 3/5 of the best rated comments aren't jokes about you!" President Magagascar: "WHAT!? Downrate.. EVERYTHING!!"

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Andyb112

Sep. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1)Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, Madagascar, New Zealand, Cuba, or Greenland. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, if any, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. KEEP THIS COMMENT ALIVE

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avatar for Lemonus
Lemonus

Dec. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Obviously, the evil genius behind the pandemic lives in Madagascar.

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thenuke740

Dec. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "We've got to mobilize all our resources against this plague" "But sir, it's only symptoms are sweating, it doesn't even have a na-" "I AM YOUR KING DO AS I SAY!" "Sir, America has no-" "DO AS I SAY, PEON!"

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buddy2forever

Jan. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if cuba left its airport open for one more second then i would have won! The plane was like "I'm gonna make it!" and cuba was like "Oh no you don't!"

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andreslopez

Dec. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OMG!! I begin with madagascar!!

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ddrumdrummer69

Aug. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) *Disease with no symptoms - "United States declares Martial Law in order to prevent infections." Yeah sounds like something the States would do.

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desciclope666

Jan. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 16 days passeds,and the only contrys not infecteds are madagascar,japan and new zeland i hate islands...

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flamingchalupa

Jul. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If an island country closes its airports and shipyards but not its borders, can it be infected?

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falego17

Jul. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) grow my little virus grow

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PKPenguin

Jun. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There is a lone boat drifting around with no docks to go to. It just kind of bounces around.

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sircasey

Mar. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) 0 people alive in greenland...whos running the open hospital?

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233981

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wow Madagascar had both droughts and floods at the same time. just wow

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Greerok

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar.... Nothing goes in, nothing comes out.

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avatar for Babotz
Babotz

Jun. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder what Madagascar did when word of the swine flu got out? Madagascar: Whats that?...Swine flu?...Alright everyone just stay ca-NUCLEAR LOCKDOWN NOW!!!

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avatar for Hitori_Okami
Hitori_Okami

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Hovering over Madagascar watching ships* "Turn turn turn turn turn... DAMMIT"

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MiracleMountain

Oct. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol. i feel kinda bad where people in the virtual world of pandemic are dying and i am sitting in front of my computer eating. :D

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lightningkid123

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) funny thing i named my disease Rick Roll and it infected the entire world. Now that tells u something

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joshygoodboy

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They deployed the vaccine when 5 people left in the world were uninfected. NOT FAIR!

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LostSoulOfDK

Aug. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If the whole world is dead, who's operating the 2 ships going in circles near Greenland ? o_O

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Wii12

Jul. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) Madagascar, Y U NO INFECT?

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avatar for Torriku
Torriku

Mar. 31, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) "No Signs of Life In Madagascar" -I don't care what the game says, that means i've won the game

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SUPERFORDBOY

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Ahhh poor little boat did all the harbors close before you made it home? Lmao it's so funny it keeps going in circles XD

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alasmyfoe

Jan. 2, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) what are the odds of the disease starting in madagascar??

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avatar for Fishbeans
Fishbeans

Feb. 26, 2015

Under rating threshold (show) It costs points to sell because not all symptoms are good all the time. Before infecting Madagascar, you really want to minimize your visibility, which generally means selling some symptoms.

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avatar for Dooood
Dooood

Apr. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Was I the only person who cheered when it said "Madagascar Devoid of Life" while working on the impossible badge?

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kirbylover314

Dec. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Has anyone else noticed that Madagascar is the only country without a hospital, and all other the countries don't survive?

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Claudio_ITA

Aug. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Why don't insects and rodents carry the disease over closed borders? Are they being stopped at the customs too? And what about the very air? Have they set up huge domes or what?

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squeakeasy

Nov. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) day 12: entire world infected. day 101: 14 million people still alive. why won't you just die already?!

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wolfgamer1

Mar. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Humanity overcomed??? as there's a boat moving around in the ocean... -.-

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FlameBoy1998

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The first day of 2012 and the badge of the day is a Apocalyptic badge!!! O.o

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avatar for JessicaTJA
JessicaTJA

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) In Madagascar: "Mr. President, we have reports of a man sneezing in Greenland." "Shut down EVERYTHING."

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Dakkenly

Aug. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "madagascar has closed down its airports" Wait what?

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goliath555man

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) One time, I had just barely 100 days on the clock, with one chinese man left. That was a sad, sad moment. The next time, I wiped out humanity in 72 days. I felt a lot better :)

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