Comments for Pandemic 2

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Creedwhodoes

Jun. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) what I don't understand is...if your virus is 0 visibility , has no deaths no symptoms why dose the hospitals, transit etc are shutting down is like : we have to close the country and vaccinate people because of nothing! we can't see the virus we don't know if it really is a virus out there but we still have to close the water plants and whaatever......

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blackdot

Jul. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) In case of disease outbreak, Move to Madagascar.

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Hitori_Okami

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Hovering over Madagascar watching ships* "Turn turn turn turn turn... DAMMIT"

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w124rd

Dec. 2, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I've got every territory on Earth infected with a deadly parasite; it's only a matter of time before the end of all life. Every airport, hospital, school, border, port, etc. is closed. Bodies are being burned, bottled water is being handed out, but it appears to all be in vain. There is no hope for humanity. Except for one thing. There is a single boat, aimlessly roaming the world's oceans. No safe port upon which to call. Perhaps there was a stowaway, packed in one of the crates of the boat. The captain and crew are dead, but she knew enough to burn their bodies and somehow has found a way to provide food and clean water on the floating Eden. Every human being in every nation has been eradicated. But this orphan girl is the last human on Earth. She patrols the world's oceans, looking for one last human to call friend, brother, lover, savior. She will never lose hope. She will never give up the search. Godspeed, little Noah. May the winds and currents carry you to a bright future.

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wiking45

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) To the captain of that random ship that is aimlessly sailing around the Atlantic looking for a place to go. Head south around the horn of Africa and you'll find an island called Madagascar. You can dock there, please and thank you.

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speedyspeed23

May. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sir somebody sneezed in canada (leader of madagascar) SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!

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Tassadaritze2500

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We need Pandemic 3. For god's sake.

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mrme3686

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) * Looks around at map... * "I think i've done a pretty good job!" * Looks at Madagascar * "OH COME ON!!!"

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redpenguin3579

Jun. 19, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) (meanwhile in madagascar) *guy coughs* SHUT DOWN EVERYTING

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Adyman182

Jun. 12, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. (this comment was originally posted by Nauto98001, I'm just trying to keep it alive. Give him your thanks and gratitude, not me!)

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PhysicsLJN

Jun. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "The world is ending. We are the last uninfected people of our nation" "Should we get a boat and go to disease free Madagascar?" "No... Their port is closed. Let's stay here and die."

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DDawn

Jan. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar HAS to get supplies from somewhere. C'mon!!!

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Xseleon

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) At least this game tells me were to go if a deadly virus breaks out.

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pi22over7

Aug. 16, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Start game and sell everything so it becomes a virus that doesnt do anything. Madagascar closes.. ......... ^^

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julesofwar

Nov. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) President Madagascar Assassin Badge ----> Nobody can kill king Julian!

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knightshade99

Jun. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) When is Pandemic 3 coming out. I mean on kongregate.

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ninjaplatypus333

Jun. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone in greenland is dead but the airport and dock are still open?!?!?

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Distain2003

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Started on Madagascar had the entire population infected before i spread to a single other country. So unlucky.

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dazzlygem

Feb. 26, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) + this comment for a third version

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GhostNapa

Jul. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) New Idea to Earn Impossible Badge: Name Disease Chuck Norris It Helped Me

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xxxomegaxxx008

Jul. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I typed at my virus called anti madagascar and it started at madagascar ^_^

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1ofthefallen

Jul. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I feel sorry for the guy on Greenland ship who left port to discover.... all the others were closed and when he returned to his country to discover that everyone was dead and yet somehow they closed their port also, so what is he to do? I'LL SAIL AROUND IN A TRIANGLE TILL ALL THIS PASSES! *disease has wiped out all humans* D=

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dogg74

Jun. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I INFECTED MADAGASCAR! WOOOHOOO. a second later, everything was shut down but schools.

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Champion120

Jun. 7, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) -Disease starts in Madagascar- HECK YES!

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daniblovespie

May. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I managed to infect every area. except somehow. one eluded me. its not nadagascar *gasp* ITS GREEEEEEEEEEEEENLAAAAAAAAND! the most idiotic in the game, the one who always dies first, is the one that escaped O_O

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AlphaRealms

Mar. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They should make a zombie virus.

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fish2556

Jan. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) first time playing start in madigascar but cant spresd anywere facepalm :c

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xmenarutofan

Feb. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I like how Japan starts to hand out masks to prevent infection despite the fact that about 5/6 of their population is dead and no one is healthy.

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Delyruin

Feb. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I started in Madagascar and was like "OH GOD YESSSSSSS". Madagascar shuts everything down, can't get off Madagascar. FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.

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Manaco

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The irony fate has placed on me. I started playing this game three years ago. I struggled for weeks but couldn’t infect Madagascar. Today I come back for the first time, and had the luck of getting Madagascar as my starting point. Overjoyed and reasonably skeptical, I came to a realization why it is insanely and stupidly impossibly for anyone to infect Madagascar. I sat there staring at my monitor as Madagascar slowly and slowly became 95% infected BEFORE ANY GOD FORSAKEN SHIP EVEN CAME TO HARBOR. After 60 days, a ship hit harbor and then went on its merry way infecting the rest of the world and it was no more than 10 days, every country in the world was infected. I smiled, threw points into everything leading to death. I waited. I chuckled. I waited, several days passed; I erupted into an uncontrollable mad laughter as the countries became forsaken. The third badge was rewarded for my work. My first attempt at this game after three years prevailed. I thank you, people responsible.

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xCara

Oct. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 1)Canada has now been infected with a very serious Virus. 2)*Canadian government thinking of best move to make* 3)Canadian government shuts down all hospitals..

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N4LRath

Aug. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) there is just one lonely ship just sailing in a circle nonstop so lonly out there

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hubble19

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Started in Madagascar...:-)......buys heat cold moisture, sneezing. Sits down to wait for Madagascar to send out a ship. And waits..........waits........waits..... Madagascar goes red......waits......waits...... Madagascar closes shipyard. REALLY?!

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sirslaughter00

Jul. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Madagascar, Just to let you know I am injecting myself with a modified strand of the H5N1 virus so I can personally infect and destroy all that you stand for. Sincerely, Player of Pandemic 2

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King_Heino

Jun. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) yay i started in madagascar, so the hardest country is infected from the start... day 67: finally a ship left the country. only 5k healthy people in madagascar while the rest of the world doesnt even know about the disease x)

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tiejustin

Jan. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) government of madagascar closes airports to prevent possible infections... after that I took a look at madagascar and facepalmed

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Downloaded

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) You know your lucky when your disease starts in madagascar

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rawrpoint

Dec. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Starting in Madagascar is AWESOME.

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IppongiRyuuta

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I named my diseases all stupid names - just random crap - but then I called my disease Paranoia, and I destroyed the world...

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LeiCi

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why does something that does absolutely nothing with zero visibility cause closures around the globe?

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Frustrating

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why do the boats just like, randomly float around? Madagascar wouldn't be half as hard if the boats actually had semi-intelligent senses of direction.

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drpained

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Madagascar, where our motto is "Nothing comes in or out without a complete Antiboitic and Antiparacitic screening and curing"

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Babotz

Jun. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder what Madagascar did when word of the swine flu got out? Madagascar: Whats that?...Swine flu?...Alright everyone just stay ca-NUCLEAR LOCKDOWN NOW!!!

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Lemonus

Dec. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Obviously, the evil genius behind the pandemic lives in Madagascar.

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zontan

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Some suggestions for this: -Countries need to OPEN their borders again if your disease goes into hiding, or recession, or something. It needs to be something other than "Oh, a random event triggered, I lose." There needs to be a way to get around it. Whether it be through just lowering visibility, or having a dormancy option, or something. Alternatively, there needs to be a way to spread into countries with closed borders (why doesn't having airborne or waterborne transmission do that already?) -Zero infectivity needs to result in your disease dying out. Zero visibility should guarantee that you will spread everywhere without having borders closed (as it should be impossible to get zero visibility, due to the above issue of your disease dying out). Clearly, some numbers need to be tweaked behind the scenes.

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lightningkid123

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) funny thing i named my disease Rick Roll and it infected the entire world. Now that tells u something

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buddy2forever

Jan. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if cuba left its airport open for one more second then i would have won! The plane was like "I'm gonna make it!" and cuba was like "Oh no you don't!"

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Greerok

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar.... Nothing goes in, nothing comes out.

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233981

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wow Madagascar had both droughts and floods at the same time. just wow

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MiracleMountain

Oct. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol. i feel kinda bad where people in the virtual world of pandemic are dying and i am sitting in front of my computer eating. :D

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