Comments for Pandemic 2

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Creedwhodoes

Jun. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) what I don't understand is...if your virus is 0 visibility , has no deaths no symptoms why dose the hospitals, transit etc are shutting down is like : we have to close the country and vaccinate people because of nothing! we can't see the virus we don't know if it really is a virus out there but we still have to close the water plants and whaatever......

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Tenzhi

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) "Tutorial" generally doesn't mean "pop up link to a game guide"

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wiking45

Jan. 31, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) To the captain of that random ship that is aimlessly sailing around the Atlantic looking for a place to go. Head south around the horn of Africa and you'll find an island called Madagascar. You can dock there, please and thank you.

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Tassadaritze2500

Aug. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) We need Pandemic 3. For god's sake.

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mrme3686

May. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) * Looks around at map... * "I think i've done a pretty good job!" * Looks at Madagascar * "OH COME ON!!!"

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RedShape

Jun. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) just named my disease "Life Screwer" and the world ends in 57 days...

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nickeldude100

Jun. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) If there ever is a world wide pandemic, I moving to Madagascar! Who`s with me?!

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DDawn

Jan. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar HAS to get supplies from somewhere. C'mon!!!

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Xseleon

Nov. 1, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) At least this game tells me were to go if a deadly virus breaks out.

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xCara

Oct. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) 1)Canada has now been infected with a very serious Virus. 2)*Canadian government thinking of best move to make* 3)Canadian government shuts down all hospitals..

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hubble19

Aug. 8, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Started in Madagascar...:-)......buys heat cold moisture, sneezing. Sits down to wait for Madagascar to send out a ship. And waits..........waits........waits..... Madagascar goes red......waits......waits...... Madagascar closes shipyard. REALLY?!

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ninjaplatypus333

Jun. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Everyone in greenland is dead but the airport and dock are still open?!?!?

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Distain2003

May. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Started on Madagascar had the entire population infected before i spread to a single other country. So unlucky.

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tiejustin

Jan. 15, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) government of madagascar closes airports to prevent possible infections... after that I took a look at madagascar and facepalmed

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rawrpoint

Dec. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Starting in Madagascar is AWESOME.

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1ofthefallen

Jul. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I feel sorry for the guy on Greenland ship who left port to discover.... all the others were closed and when he returned to his country to discover that everyone was dead and yet somehow they closed their port also, so what is he to do? I'LL SAIL AROUND IN A TRIANGLE TILL ALL THIS PASSES! *disease has wiped out all humans* D=

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dogg74

Jun. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I INFECTED MADAGASCAR! WOOOHOOO. a second later, everything was shut down but schools.

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D3matt

Sep. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Disease spreads to Madagascar" AAAAAAAW YEAH!

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hitman3689

Dec. 16, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) i smiled when i finally read "madagascar completely devoid of life"

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Manaco

Jan. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The irony fate has placed on me. I started playing this game three years ago. I struggled for weeks but couldn’t infect Madagascar. Today I come back for the first time, and had the luck of getting Madagascar as my starting point. Overjoyed and reasonably skeptical, I came to a realization why it is insanely and stupidly impossibly for anyone to infect Madagascar. I sat there staring at my monitor as Madagascar slowly and slowly became 95% infected BEFORE ANY GOD FORSAKEN SHIP EVEN CAME TO HARBOR. After 60 days, a ship hit harbor and then went on its merry way infecting the rest of the world and it was no more than 10 days, every country in the world was infected. I smiled, threw points into everything leading to death. I waited. I chuckled. I waited, several days passed; I erupted into an uncontrollable mad laughter as the countries became forsaken. The third badge was rewarded for my work. My first attempt at this game after three years prevailed. I thank you, people responsible.

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NekotoLuna

Sep. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) *distant sneeze cross the world* Madagascar: SHUT IT ALL DOWN SHUT EVERYTHING DOWN

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RoSi_xD

Apr. 22, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Person: "President Madagascar, President Madagascar! 3/5 of the best rated comments aren't jokes about you!" President Magagascar: "WHAT!? Downrate.. EVERYTHING!!"

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N4LRath

Aug. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) there is just one lonely ship just sailing in a circle nonstop so lonly out there

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sirslaughter00

Jul. 10, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Madagascar, Just to let you know I am injecting myself with a modified strand of the H5N1 virus so I can personally infect and destroy all that you stand for. Sincerely, Player of Pandemic 2

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King_Heino

Jun. 27, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) yay i started in madagascar, so the hardest country is infected from the start... day 67: finally a ship left the country. only 5k healthy people in madagascar while the rest of the world doesnt even know about the disease x)

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IppongiRyuuta

Aug. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I named my diseases all stupid names - just random crap - but then I called my disease Paranoia, and I destroyed the world...

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LeiCi

Dec. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Why does something that does absolutely nothing with zero visibility cause closures around the globe?

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Frustrating

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why do the boats just like, randomly float around? Madagascar wouldn't be half as hard if the boats actually had semi-intelligent senses of direction.

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Smirfyman2002

Aug. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) All the ports closed when a boat was out at sea Result: A boat wandering aimlessly around the ocean for years.

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drpained

Dec. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Welcome to Madagascar, where our motto is "Nothing comes in or out without a complete Antiboitic and Antiparacitic screening and curing"

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BritS2

Jul. 30, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) one person in Russia: *cough* Madagascar: CLOSE THE BORDERS, NO AIRPORTS AND NO SHIPYARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lemonus

Dec. 17, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Obviously, the evil genius behind the pandemic lives in Madagascar.

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Babotz

Jun. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder what Madagascar did when word of the swine flu got out? Madagascar: Whats that?...Swine flu?...Alright everyone just stay ca-NUCLEAR LOCKDOWN NOW!!!

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zontan

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Some suggestions for this: -Countries need to OPEN their borders again if your disease goes into hiding, or recession, or something. It needs to be something other than "Oh, a random event triggered, I lose." There needs to be a way to get around it. Whether it be through just lowering visibility, or having a dormancy option, or something. Alternatively, there needs to be a way to spread into countries with closed borders (why doesn't having airborne or waterborne transmission do that already?) -Zero infectivity needs to result in your disease dying out. Zero visibility should guarantee that you will spread everywhere without having borders closed (as it should be impossible to get zero visibility, due to the above issue of your disease dying out). Clearly, some numbers need to be tweaked behind the scenes.

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lightningkid123

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) funny thing i named my disease Rick Roll and it infected the entire world. Now that tells u something

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buddy2forever

Jan. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) if cuba left its airport open for one more second then i would have won! The plane was like "I'm gonna make it!" and cuba was like "Oh no you don't!"

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BiggDamage

Aug. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I successfully infected the world with "Sexiness", by starting in Madagascar.

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Greerok

Jun. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Madagascar.... Nothing goes in, nothing comes out.

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233981

Feb. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) wow Madagascar had both droughts and floods at the same time. just wow

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MiracleMountain

Oct. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol. i feel kinda bad where people in the virtual world of pandemic are dying and i am sitting in front of my computer eating. :D

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joshygoodboy

Nov. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) They deployed the vaccine when 5 people left in the world were uninfected. NOT FAIR!

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Hitori_Okami

Apr. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) *Hovering over Madagascar watching ships* "Turn turn turn turn turn... DAMMIT"

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killergrapefruit

Jun. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) 1.) Pick Virus. 2) Start in Canada, New Zealand, Cuba, Greenland, West Europe, or Madagascar. If you do not get there restart. 3) Sell the starting symptoms, and buy sneezing (unless it is what you started with, just keep it). 4) Buy 1-1-1-0 resistances but no transmissions (they trigger closures). 5) Once four countries are infected, sell sneezing to get rid of visibility. 6) Wait until all countries are infected. If Madagascar closes its shipyards/borders or is not infected in 30 days, restart. 7) Buy all four drug resistances AND sneezing, coughing, and vomiting. 8) After a few days, unlock tiers 2-3, (do not buy tier 4 ever!) keeping whatever symptoms it gives you. 9) Buy fever, fatigue, diarrhea, pulmonary edema, and hypersensitivity. Then save for kidney failure and ataxia. 10) keep this comment alive. (this comment was originally posted by Nauto98001, I'm just trying to keep it alive. Give him your thanks and gratitude, not me!)

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SUPERFORDBOY

Dec. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Ahhh poor little boat did all the harbors close before you made it home? Lmao it's so funny it keeps going in circles XD

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andreslopez

Dec. 5, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OMG!! I begin with madagascar!!

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wolfgamer1

Mar. 11, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Humanity overcomed??? as there's a boat moving around in the ocean... -.-

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desciclope666

Jan. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 16 days passeds,and the only contrys not infecteds are madagascar,japan and new zeland i hate islands...

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FlameBoy1998

Jan. 1, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The first day of 2012 and the badge of the day is a Apocalyptic badge!!! O.o

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flamingchalupa

Jul. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If an island country closes its airports and shipyards but not its borders, can it be infected?

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falego17

Jul. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) grow my little virus grow

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