Comments for Alphaland

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kreatyve

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Note to self: Do not test games for this guy unless willing to go on a philosophical journey.

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HeyJD

Jun. 14, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Um... Jonas, There seems to be a bug in this game. When I'm going to the first power up there's a hole in the floor.

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Sylocat

Oct. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) BUG REPORT: Game has become sentient. Would recommend patching this bug before final release.

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eschauermann

Oct. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I think i just ate a duck and now i can jump really high

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bailol

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) "Dear YOU I have put that game into beta, can you test it again for me?" "Dear Jonas, no."

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baier145

Dec. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Jonas, Your game seems to have multiple minor bugs, which are listed below. 1) I couldn't make it past the first level, due to a whole in the floor. 2)I then fell into an area of strange things seemingly never meant to be in the game. 3)The ducks give me superpowers... not sure if that's supposed to happen, but it was confusing. 4) This one I can't stress enough... you're game developed emotions, namely fear. It literally feared for its' end. So... no too bad, I could see you releasing it as a final product.

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koolkidkane

Mar. 7, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Beautiful game, with a big meaning. "Do not be afraid of death. Invite it in. Offer it a cup of tea." Small things can end up big. Don't be afraid. 5/5, Great piece of work.

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yahooguy99

Jul. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i touched a duck and suddenly I... fly?

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riverkonqueror

Mar. 30, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) And yet again JonasKyratzes proves that graphics aren't worth a dime when you have a smooth interface, useful sfx, excellent music but, most important of all, a coherent, involving, feeling story that takes you along with it, and the story here is about a couple of hundred words of half formed sentences!?! This really shows that with just a hint of everything you can create an atmosphere that sucks you in and makes everything else seem like pissing into the wind! Damn this stuff is good - storytelling and gaming at its best... please keep making these things, they are wonderful in every sense that matters, great art, philosophy and engaging like nothing else! It even has replayability - I can't imagine how much of alphaland I have not yet explored! Wow and thank you (^_^)

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person2348

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i was expecting the blue guy to change as i progressed...but when he didn't, when the game ended i realized it was what made the game better. i loved this game. thank you for sharing 5/5 mate (:

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Gamedziner

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) BUG: A full game hidden in an invisible hole right before the power-up. I recommend using this by instead making the very glitch "normal", calling the game Alphaland.

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NicolasVerdi

Oct. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I felt something really beautiful and strange at the end. A little spark of spiritual illumination.

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BigPD

Oct. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) The game was a journey in itself, but the ending... It was so spiritually uplifting. I got all tingly, and couldn't help but brandish an intense smile. This game was an experience, unlike any I've had thus far. Truly unique, truly inspiring. It's its own world.

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jkhero73

Mar. 17, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Dear Jonas, the game is afraid. Fix this before next patch.

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mrbing

Jun. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It develops as you play!

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Azathoth199

Jan. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Did anyone else notice the static in the background is doing the Game of Life?

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HaseoAru

Dec. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Beautiful. The story of the game. Just BEAUTIFUL *tear*! 5/5,Favd

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orandze

Aug. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear developers, thank you. Sincerely, I cried.

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Bananananananana

Jan. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I love it how the map seems random, and with no continuity. But actually, nearing the end you see that it is all planned. Every block... When I was moving along the last corridor... The feeling of shivers all over me... A masterpiece. This truly is.

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TRPS

Aug. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Thumbs up if you tried the first level again to see if you could jump the pit.

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Kitahito

Oct. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Soo.. if I eat a duck alive, i could fly around? Excuse me, I have urgent things to do. :}

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purewater156

May. 2, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) does someone hear there's a woman whispering...?

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dendricide

Nov. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, it probably is a... jump powerup?

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missmoon99

Jun. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Honestly... I cried at the end. Wow. This is what developing is about--being able to create a game that's simple but moving. I don't understand why the rating isn't higher, but please accept my 5 stars as an apology for the community.

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maxioscar

Jun. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) There's an alphaland in everygame, is your job as a player to find it!!

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meowmeow222

Jan. 3, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) "Dear Jonas, the level you sent me had a few minor bugs."

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penguindude42

Dec. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Well that escalated quickly.

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LadyBern

May. 9, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) What she's saying: THE WHITE CUBE You set the tea light on the table its flicker a delicate tease of what you might see the early shadows barely breathe in that intimacy as you look, as you reach recognition bursts! Its brightness the brightest sun reflected on fields of snow so in that moment the whole room explodes! We start as a white cube with a floor and walls where we put up our ideas and watch them hang and then we take them down again. In this space we speak of the color white the color of all colors combined the color of all of our options the color of our connection that traverses space and time. December in the north the darkness lingers so that even the shade of the moon seems bright. You reach out and grab that light the palpable tangible meaning of life. Sorry I don't mean to spam, I pasted the wrong version of the poem and wish I could delete my last one. Please vote it down.

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FaliusAren

Dec. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Dear JONAS, you should put the Easter Egg entrance in another place.

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Personifire

Mar. 29, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Y'know what'd be the crazy thing? If the game maker purposely put all that in there. Geez.

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MathewR10

Dec. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ....... (Silence is the perfect way to describe this game)

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Monkeyboy02

Mar. 6, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) That is one crazy glitch.

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MyDreamName

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sadly, this reminds me of a ton of console games where we never get to see the beta/alpha content, unfortunately. This both applies in cases where the designers of the game manage to screw something up between the beta builds and the actual released game, and where it would just actually be interesting to look at the beta content (such as the beta hubworld in GameCube's Super Mario Sunshine).

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avatar for GoldenCreation
GoldenCreation

Nov. 11, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Jonas, you're TOO good at making games... they're becoming self-sentient... the games you make have feelings too. this is getting creepy, Jonas...

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Johannn

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Who am I? I'm the guy who ate a duck and that allowed me to jump real high :)

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ant0

Apr. 15, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) *picks up the cross at the end* Game: Dont be afraid Me: Im not afraid, I believe i can fly, i believe i can touch the sky

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omerci

Sep. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) strange game but 5/5

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bookworm291

Jul. 18, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) yet again my mind is blown

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avatar for Jonor
Jonor

Mar. 20, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) After this completing this game I did not go on the computer for weeks, I am scared.

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cerealkillr

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Every time I touch a white block and it disappears, all I can think is, "nom nom nom nom nom"

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weepol

Jan. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Not your standard art game. I can tell you put a lot of effort into this. It was at lot bigger than I expected, and the puzzles weren't hard, but they weren't blatantly obvious either. Bravo.

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pvl_staven

Dec. 30, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just realized... Is that Conway's game of life in the background all the time?

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viniper

Jul. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Truly beautiful game and idea. Great music for the background, and... ugh I just can't stop praising it. Can't wait until it goes into beta. >=]

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tex12347

Feb. 26, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Please tell me how graphics that don't even exist show up without using existing textures.

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zekava

Apr. 23, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) So very strange...

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Resistance_

Jan. 25, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I love games like this :D

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balthamossa2b

Jun. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) So...beautiful. This game has an unexpected deep that makes it a masterp-QUACK QUACK

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I_HATE_HUMANS

Sep. 21, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Credited 5 for giving me awesome music... Emergence Hymn is awesome...

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Nason

Jul. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Like how I only wanted to play 5 minutes with it... at the first fall, I was far from amazed, but those little steps you built up "his" world, is really somethign unique. 5/5

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012345678893

Jun. 22, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) can't wait for betaland :D

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