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pausing and leaving the tab made it impossible to control.. first the keys were swapped, than i couldnt do anything anymore... at 60k points -_-
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"You have ruined everything." Jeez, way to kill the silly and fun mood. I know I screwed up, but you didn't had to say that. :,(
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Wow, how did I miss l playing this game? I joined Kongregate on June 2, 2009, less than 2 weeks after this game was published, and I had never seen this game pop up as a recommended game for the next badge or for the BotD. This is one of the highest ranked games on my list of "things in video games that scientists should NOT try to make in real life", but other than the weird steed for the kid we control, the game is pretty good. 4/5 Stars
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For the last level zeppelins, the easiest strategy I found was briefly engaging them then just running away. They almost always were hit by friendly fire and I got an easy 2500 points. Last level wound up being much easier than 4th.
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blastvortex If you spin too long in one direction the tail and body seem to detach. Spinning in the other direction reattaches them (at least it did for me.) You have to deflect ammo into tanks rather than vehicles, or maybe it takes multiple hits. They're hard to kill but doable.
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Oh, and lastly, I also tried to destroy tanks by "bouncing back" helicopters and other things at them too. It didn't work. Clearly we aren't on the same page. Time for a rewrite!!
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Also, a really obnoxious glitch ended it for me on the 4th Level. My sperm head stopped moving and turning... STOP LAUGHING!!! ...mid level, and though the tail still revolved around the head and I could have probably figured direction, I mentally couldn't keep up and blew the level. I SAID STOP LAUGHING, BLAST IT!!! Oh, and ftr, pressing Space works fine for me. It must be a browser thing.
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At first, I was going to dismiss this as an ugly, senseless Death Worm clone, which it still kinda is. But, since the tail flip destruction mechanic is a bit unique--beating with the arse end rather than the... er... mouth end, as it would be in any normal game--it does definitely set itself a bit apart, as well as not doing anything at all is what heals the big guy (wtf). At least, if I had "Ride on a sperm, waging destruction, while wearing a cowboy hat and chaps" on my bucket list, I could cross it off now.
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I finished the game (75k score) only to watch the cinematics. I think i got lucky with the zeppelins though. Nice music and art.
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Hmmm, got my tail blown off and it moved to the middle of my body. Then only my tail spun around but my body didn't . . . that was different . . .
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I can't even start the game. I push "space" to advance and there is no advance. I'm on Firefox for a Macbook Pro. Wrong browser?
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This game is definitely a 1 star, I can blow up multiple tanks and level 4 never completes... how many tanks do I need to destroy?