Comments for Haiku Hero

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sabata13

Nov. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Quick, write a haiku (5) You only have five minutes (7) OH MY GOD HURRY (5)

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Drovoxx

Oct. 4, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Very nice concept (5). You need points for making sense (7). Gets old too quickly (5).

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afrikanen

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Yugoslavian (5) socioeconomic (7) hippopotamus (5).

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necomni

Jul. 7, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Multiplayer mode! (5) Would make this game much better (7) And keep me playing! (5)

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Faloran

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) helpful is the dog(5) friend and servant to master(7) -oh look a squirrel(5) 5/5 love haikus

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AdrianHiitman

Jan. 27, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Include 'air' and use B as much as possible: What a bad foul air(5), which comes from your bad buttocks!(7) Bad buttocks! Bad boy!(5) The funniest I've ever written!

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jjh927

May. 4, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Eye kan't spell, butt eye (5) Kann still tell u wat eye fink (7) U know wat eye mien (5)

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guy_zap

Oct. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Nice concept at first (5). Eventually got bored (7). Started deliberately breaking the rules of the haiku (15).

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(7)

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Thok

Sep. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The thought is decent (5) But the constraints are bizarre (7) And needs more challenge (5)

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ryfrenchyfry

May. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) soft soft soft soft soft. soft soft soft soft soft soft soft. soft soft soft soft soft. That was a good haiku. You kind of overused the word "soft"...

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dilliac1

Nov. 15, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Challenge, I accept. Forever alone I am. Art thou mad, brother?

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(6)

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Foofan

Oct. 29, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) High noon at the bar, A man with a gun walks in, Orders orange juice.

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(6)

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kdarezzo

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) oh AND use the word circus no word can have more than 2 syllables the circus is with clowns(5) big huge scary sketchy ones(7) i am scared of them(5)

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wreckgar39

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I found some bird eggs(5) Shut the door mainframe right down(7) BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD BIRD(5)

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noser33333

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I love Gooseberries! Om nom nom nom nom nom nom Om nom nom nom *BELCH*

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(4)

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wreckgar39

Jun. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Don't make lemonade(5) Make combustible lemons(7) To burn your house down(5)

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(4)

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skullbot

May. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) fuzzy down on birds. (5) they feel soft and dead like....wah. (7) I drove over them (5) *Computer* Great poem! Lots of D's. *me* WTF is wrong with this computer?

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(6)

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anguishoffaith

Mar. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) W T F (5 somehow) O M G L O L S (7 somehow) It accepted that... (5)

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(6)

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Shadowmancer

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You can play it the beautiful way. Or you can spam words.

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(6)

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yolgie

Sep. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Haikus are easy (5) But sometimes they make no sense (7) Refrigerator (5)

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fattyfatty2x4

Dec. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) My stomach feels bad(5) It starts to bubble and churn(7) Why Chinese for lunch?(5)

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(5)

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kdarezzo

Sep. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) use the word full and no word can have more than 2 syllables the glass is half full (5) the half empty is the cup (7) you are both stupid (5) best haiku about optimists and pesimists right?

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(5)

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pacman12

Jun. 11, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It asked me to keep all words two syllables and under, then asked me to use the word 'however'..?

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(5)

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Furrymoose

Feb. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Haikus are easy (5) Though some of them don't make sense (7) Refrigerator (5) (Saw this on a shirt today and laughed :) )

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poliobob

Feb. 9, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) no more poetry yet another addiction i should be sleeping

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(5)

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jasonant24

Jan. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I put can put numbers in parentheses at the end of lines (73)

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(5)

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hellknight33

Nov. 3, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Use the word "Snakes": Oh! Snakes on a plane! Get them off the plane right now! Samuel L. Jackson.

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(5)

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only1gonzalez

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Incubating Air (5) A waft is heard inside me (7) And released without (5)

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tr77

Aug. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Oh! A rusty pipe! (5) Hello? Mario, come here. (7) Fix my rusty pipe. (5)

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(4)

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meep888

Jun. 2, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) i like a good deck(5) i like to lick them lick lick(7) good deck on that guy(5) COMPUTER: good haiku ME: EFFING GREAT HAIKU

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(4)

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Smeltis

May. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) woods is a wierd word it rimes with the word ... moods an is lon What did i just say??? that was a good haiku.

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anguishoffaith

Mar. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I just stabbed my head (5) It is bleeding out buckets (7) I need a band-aid...(5)

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(4)

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EternoAprendiz

Mar. 17, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I don't know how to (5) Make a haiku even to (7) Save my own damn life (5) -_-

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Karltheking4

Mar. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) North pole is awesome (5) But the south pole has santa (7) I want a puppy (5)

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(4)

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Hiya24

Feb. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) really needs badges/ oh wait no API here/ well that really sucks

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(4)

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VoidParticle

Jan. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) To write a Haiku: (5) Five syllables, then (7) seven syllables, and then (5) just five syllables.

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12_Hundred

Jan. 23, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Flags and darkened skies| |The damned colors of wartime| |Define human hate - My best one yet.

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kittyface

Jan. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) not every haiku (5) makes complete and total sense (7) refrigerator (5)

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darkoblivion1994

Dec. 15, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Run run as fast as (5) you can, you can't catch me I'm (7) the gingerbread man Only way I could think of putting "Gingerbread" into a haiku XD

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knockout0429

Dec. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm forced to obey. (5) The instructions this game gives. (7) I think it hates me. (5) >.>

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(4)

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maturasek

Nov. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) really needs two player mode. Two players makes a haiku with the same word and then it show both. Not a "pwned thou" type of game, but i think it would be fun.

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(4)

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VoidParticle

Nov. 8, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Include the word BANANA Dont use the letter H |||I love bananas(5) Bananas are tasty good(7) I eat bananas(5)

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Meatwad

Sep. 26, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Mr. Freeze shoots gun (5) Batman, frozen in anger (7) HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD (5)

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(4)

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xKillerx13

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Theres no much time left - But I'm careless about it - Who am I kidding?

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vice123

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) beheaded lies he| a defeated samurai| on the field of reeds

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(4)

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Syneil

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) The lecture begun, My teacher drones on and on, Soon I am asleep.

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BlackSuzaku

Sep. 22, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) You think you're so smart (5) with your fancy little words (7) this is not so hard (5)

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fishguylxo

Sep. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) really wish their would be somekind of multiplayer version.

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libbysquib

Aug. 28, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Oh the temptation You present dear haiku game tell me to use "OFF"

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(3)

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Yukabacera

Feb. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Whenever I glide (5) I am full of joy and pride (7) The sky open wide (5)

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