Comments for Abduction!

avatar for Rocknroll365
Rocknroll365

Jul. 21, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) It would be cool if you could abduct the guy in the plane, then the plane would fall on the hillbillies and there would be millions of giblets everywhere :)

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ripper665

Jan. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so THATS how Elvis died...

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DeeJayDragon

Dec. 13, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Could really do with a pause button.

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sonicman798

Sep. 12, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) how does a pair of shoes tied together damage a spaceship?

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wassssuppp

Dec. 4, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) the government cloned elvis......... multiple timess

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reaver1280

Sep. 6, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) How the hell does a boot do damage to an interplanetary spaceship when thrown by a noodle armed little girl?!

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Neider

Jun. 27, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) Funny game, but i think lvl 4 is way to hard.

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thesonofsam

Aug. 14, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I'm not sure what this says about me, but I can't stop playing this...

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ClavinTheCat

Dec. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) - hunter sees alien spaceship - ill just shoot it and itll run away... - shoots (misses ) - OH CRAP!!!!!!! - gets sucked up -

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Ninjaf0ssil

Aug. 24, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) We are sorry to recall our 'Human chunks' range, as we discovered bits of splintered rock, primitive fabric, primitive time telling devices and bovine products. We are more deeply sorry than when we discovered 'traces' (10 - 50%) of another animal classified 'Horse'.

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PinballWizard19

May. 23, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) NEEDS BADGES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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996311

Jul. 9, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) What's the point of upgrading the grinder, exactly?

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okmqaz

Jun. 29, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) We at Abduction! Inc. assure our you that we only use 100% human meat with no bovine related substances contained in our tins. Thank you for your business. Want juicier human meat? Try our new Elvis Bits!

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charadra

Sep. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Aliens of the hero of this piece has a very pretty appearance.

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avatar for DatFookinGuy
DatFookinGuy

Sep. 12, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) Apparently abducting humans is a very lucrative business

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avatar for kweenkellie
kweenkellie

May. 27, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) Nice game. Needs badges for sure!!

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jake41652

Aug. 3, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) why is Elvis in area 51

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JohnS531

Jul. 19, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) I found a glitch. when you move too far in one direction for too long AKA 3 seconds, it gets you stuck going that direction for a while.

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nosajz

Mar. 26, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) sigh. i go through the whole game with a growing hatred for the rocks, then i get to area 5. i have nothing to throw at the giant robot as i'm getting repeatedly zapped by bolts i cant avoid. where are you now, rocks?

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avatar for naeglingblade
naeglingblade

May. 31, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) 5/5 needs badges

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sandosius2

Jun. 12, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) NEEDS BADGES but it is a good game 5/5

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police12345678

Jul. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) cool <3

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qwertyuiopazs

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Wait...100% human meet? I put like 500 cows in the grindything!

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Raptor000

Mar. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I actually played the entire game not knowing you could go up and down, until I realized that the 4th level was near-impossible when playing that way... and then I accidentally pressed W. *facepalm*

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BlackDragon17

Jul. 27, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Sequel please! It would be nice to have a pause button, more upgrades and much more spaceships in the sequel. 5/5 game. + if you agree.

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mkopl465

Jul. 10, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) so class what do we do in a alien invasion Class: We build giant robots

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Killzone2424

Mar. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Putting Elvis in this game should be an auto 5/5. awesome!

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1994ace2

Mar. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Wow, i didn't know elvis was fireproof...

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avatar for Sorrda
Sorrda

May. 10, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I was on the last level....I restarted my game NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That new game button should be second down. It makes you want to click it because its first. It should also ask do you want to do this? Yes or No. That would prevent this from happening.

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avatar for GMKCA
GMKCA

Feb. 19, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Could really use some badges.

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avatar for shubyy
shubyy

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) wait... I spent 5 hours playing, and no badges? ;_; Also, how come everyone on land knows there's a ufo, and the plane pilot doesn't notice a thing?

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avatar for donutboy224
donutboy224

Aug. 26, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) @996311 the point of upgrading the grinder is getting more money per human/cow you abduct

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avatar for GiuseppeD
GiuseppeD

Jan. 1, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) these redneck are sniper!! they can it a space ship with a shoes and a pitchfork!!

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avatar for jayko657
jayko657

Oct. 5, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I find it disappointing how a modern day jet could easily take more damage than a high tech alien ship.

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avatar for TheWingedYeti
TheWingedYeti

Dec. 20, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) This game implies that humans taste like beef

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Slasher146

May. 6, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) huh, either that space ship is from a dump or that pitch fork has special powers

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Mako250

Feb. 20, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) +armor = +epicness!!!

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avatar for Wars_Hero
Wars_Hero

Jun. 29, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) I love the atmosphere and the music and the graphics everything in this game just seems right!!!!

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Supermario712

Aug. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Why are so many cows in Area 51?

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imdxboy118

Jul. 6, 2013

Under rating threshold (show) there has to be ahievements for this + if you agree

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avatar for KodakKid3
KodakKid3

Jun. 28, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) Bodyguard: Elvis! We gotta get you outa here! Aliens attacked and you're the obvious target! Elvis: Silence! Can't you see I'm trying to learn the moonwalk!

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avatar for COLESLAW123
COLESLAW123

Apr. 3, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) MAN IN A CAN may contain rocks beef clothing bone dirt or fecal matter

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avatar for aczom
aczom

Mar. 25, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) do they have houses made of C4 and turpentine or something?!

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avatar for collinpeh910
collinpeh910

Jul. 13, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) what was elvis doing in stage 4,which looks like a army camp

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avatar for EricOWNZ
EricOWNZ

Jul. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) they are lying the can says 100% hillbilly chunks but there is some secret agent in there its false advertisement

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avatar for cathalman
cathalman

Apr. 16, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) the giant robot is hard and i hav bought everything YIKES!!

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avatar for Xemnas95
Xemnas95

Mar. 31, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) ELVIS ACQUIRED! EPIC MAN-IN-A-CAN GET!

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favian14

Jan. 1, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) LOL it's so funny that the girls throw shoes at u hahahahahahaha

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avatar for glennvicente24
glennvicente24

Dec. 24, 2010

Under rating threshold (show) this game is awesome a little bit hard tho

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avatar for creeperchris1234
creeperchris1234

May. 8, 2014

Under rating threshold (show) I 've always wondered what aliens eat

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