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I thought it would be harder to kill your self so the game is a bit short for one play through. but it would be nice to have a chance to explore the whole world and see how much damage you can do to yourself total. keep up the good work.
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WTF DA NERDS ARE DEMONS???!!! EVERYONE TALK TO DA NERDS AND IF U SAY CHEC COMPUTA AND DEN COME ON GEEKS WIKE DIS STUV LOOK WAT HAPPENS :P
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Tips how to die easily go to the elevator the room that has boxes go in it you will se a door over there enter it talk to the man and keep getting axed
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i went to the supply and asked for a pencil and he threw an anvil, dynmaite, and a chainsaw that was on. jeez people calm down
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So let's evaluate my day at the office.
I talked about god's blessing to mankind. To test my faith the snakes of sin bit me.
I then went to our supply office to get a new pencil.I got a chainsaw and a giant anvil.
But I was happy. Because today was Pinata day. And I was chosen to wear it.
Then I realised I had still work to to and went to the copy room. unfortunately I had a lapse of memory and forgot how to use the copiers. . You do slam the upper half of it repeatedly on your head to copy, don't you?I also accidently sliced my arm there, but that was minor.
As midday came around I wanted to warm my meal up in the microwave. I even added in a trophy so that my food would taste champion-like. It exploded. Someone should really write instruction manuals.
I then got in a discussion I didn't want to be part in. About wife-beaters. He was even so kind to demonstrate how a wife beating man would act. I felt bliss that instant as my life flashed before me.
4/5 I liked it quite a bit.
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"Hint: tilt keyboard to the right to match the game perspective if you’re having trouble." Hint: I'm using a laptop. Choose better controls.
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Are those freaking sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their freaking heads, you're the best Evil son a dad could ever wish for! - Austin Powers, Goldmember
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Keyboard controls lock up. I pend more time getting character to move in one direction than in actually seeking opportunities to inure myself. Oh! I get it! It's a metaphor to encourage me to get back to work! Lovely!
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so this guys just casually intentionally maiming himself around the office and no-one bats an eyelid? Sounds like a real office
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this guys is immortal....he got blownup...hit with bats, axes....and staples.....he also got hit with wat appears to be a hollow from bleach........holding an axe......