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Mogo_the_mogo

May. 19, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) "Suicide is BADASS!"

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LoliGil

May. 13, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Ask me what kind of sandwich you should eat but don't care I have scissors sticking out of me. Nice.

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drexelborz82

May. 09, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Does nobody in the office care that there's an almost-dead man with blood all over himself just strolling around nonchalantly? Also if you need those few extra points to kill yourself, just go spam the supply office. I'm sure they'll be able to lend you another anvil, chainsaw, or stick of dynamite, because ALL offices are great like that and they'll lend you anything you need.

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jasondeegan

Mar. 24, 2019

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MichaelX001

Mar. 23, 2019

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jackisgoodatmc

Mar. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) I did it with 5 seconds to spare

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Lifeexe

Mar. 18, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) If i ever have a last wish, working at this office would be.

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flameboxer2

Jan. 22, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) i was stuck in pinyata

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Plasma66

Jan. 19, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) Lol i had to reaload, 'cause i walked out of the elevator, before, the doors opened, so i got first invisible and then immovable... I am even to stupid to die xD

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7461964

Jan. 14, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) I think I got murdered by a clown

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SacredSpirit123

Jan. 03, 2019

Under rating threshold (show) @Jameswbj1 Not a superhero...

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chcca23

Dec. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) very hard to play on laptop

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1Jameswbj1

Dec. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Got killed by the man/woman turning into a super hero and jumping on me

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akari2

Nov. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Go spam at the office supplies... easy!

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Feelix33

Nov. 17, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) i cant believe how poor arrow key directions are

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Vamps10

Nov. 13, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Ouch!

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Sinapse

Oct. 03, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) lighter and spray bugged

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apollite

Sep. 03, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Was killed by a kick to the junk... Nice.

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BobJanova

Sep. 02, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) stupid game, only here for badge, the controls/interactions don't even work properly

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ahsan8706

Aug. 22, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) The shark in the 1st floor will surely kill you

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Vaporeon8090

Aug. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) i got killed by a chainsaw :3

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CarmillionCze

Aug. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I love this type of games :) Btw,i died by vomiting over toilet :3

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magiquest100

Aug. 13, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) the controls on this game are AWFUL, but its fun either way

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Thingfromthevoid

Jul. 21, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) This game is so unrealistic! Killer clowns in the gents, fine... giant pinata in the office, fine... instruments of destruction from the office supply room, fine... but that many staplers just laying around freely available? NO WAY!!! :P

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WOLFtv

Jul. 16, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) one of the worse movement games ever

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dnavarro

Jun. 29, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) stupid arrow control

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jacksepticfan25

Jun. 02, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) i died from the wrath of god

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SammyGhost

May. 31, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I died by getting hit by angry coworkers who need candy.

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PunkTyrant

May. 15, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I just stayed in front of the supply place and spammed things thrown at me XD

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EmoTeddyo3o

May. 13, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Ferrets.

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Jakobread

Mar. 27, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) how do you get in the Man's Office?

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FaycalA1

Mar. 09, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) i died by throwing myself in the paper machine

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lolzcatz123456

Mar. 02, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I got hit in the head because I was inside a pinata got chewed by a shark, attacked by weasels, stab myself and I'm still alive.

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LizzyTwoTwo

Feb. 28, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I died by shark!

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Zorento

Feb. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) died of hitting on Linda

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ACNinja7

Feb. 18, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Death by Electrourination... (wipes tear) atta way to go

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XQ22

Feb. 17, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Death by mimeograph.

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alex1454

Feb. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) I mean he literally gets chewed out by a shark, and he walks it off.

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alex1454

Feb. 14, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) Wow. Microwave oven...BOOM

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Flappy132

Jan. 28, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) the weasels and the shark are nice ways to get murdered

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lexoooos

Jan. 28, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) wow this game LOL

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Neimad_Gnoel

Jan. 23, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) supply room op

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smily7

Jan. 12, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) why is there a clown in the bathroom

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conveil94

Jan. 08, 2018

Under rating threshold (show) INTERESTING stuff HAHA

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Ib3kii

Dec. 23, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) YOU DIED! In just: 4:59:997...... wow...

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TheBookOfEli456

Dec. 21, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) wow

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Catmanthefoo

Dec. 06, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I'm a big fan of that there supply room- if that's not quality and quick service I don't know what is

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cninjagaming

Nov. 24, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I died by Pee ;)

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SuneK1

Nov. 24, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I managed to softlock the game using the Pinata.

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walvens2099

Oct. 04, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I died by ring king, 75% to 0%

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