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inannakeltoi

May. 15, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Haha hte geeks in the email room killed me with katana P

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NiriusZ

May. 05, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) The reaper has killed the pause button...

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ComAndoUnit17

Apr. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) If you are just here for the badge, just go to the supply room (top right from your desk) and hit space bar until you die.

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DAHbKA

Apr. 20, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) best "you died" screen ive ever seen

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jokilla1

Apr. 17, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) i died by uriating on like 20 computers

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gelzar

Apr. 14, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I think about it. Find fastest way to kill yourself, but what's reason?

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frank77

Apr. 09, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I died by smashing a copy machine lid on my head

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Mnoppee

Mar. 28, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I died because I got eaten by weasels. Lol.

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BajsaOss

Mar. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) This game sucks badly

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Mouserron

Mar. 26, 2017

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DeathStriker909

Mar. 18, 2017

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MICHAELMOORE51

Mar. 11, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) yeah i know man. pretty cool.

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Ainsley_Harriott

Mar. 08, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Dude what the crap? This is horrible! Do you realize how many have commit suicide after talking to that chubby emoji dude? You remove it right now before more people decide to join me in hell! Or...heaven. Screw it if I know.

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RobotChicken50

Mar. 01, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I died in exactly 4:59:280. Less than 1 second left.

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Jonas_Marder

Feb. 12, 2017

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kaimvardas

Feb. 07, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Congratulations! You have been supplied! You died!

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chrisblammo123

Feb. 05, 2017

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Badgesnatcha

Feb. 04, 2017

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Badgesnatcha

Feb. 04, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) The badge isn't working for me...

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Moonypeeny

Feb. 03, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) always knew it was the stapler that would do me in

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adina_lynn

Feb. 02, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Those clowns in the bathroom though! Genius

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MegaMagikarp666

Jan. 27, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I got stuck in a corner, blocked by the fat guy for 5 minutes! If I ever get cornered talking about Italian vs Beef, making a living out of Emojis or being dragged to a sporting event; even after telling the person I'd rather die than listen to them, and trying to trick them to leave me alone with the lie of cake- Suicide would be the only option.

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Mnoppee

Jan. 20, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I wonder if there's anything he can use to kill himself in the meeting, if he doesn't manage to kill himself in the five minutes he has before it.

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teemo_omega

Jan. 20, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) me like the game

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celrick

Jan. 15, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I was beaten to death by coworkers who thought i was a pinata...

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MattTheSpark

Jan. 10, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) I died by a shark on floor 2. I think it mauled me to death.

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Felipepao2

Jan. 09, 2017

Under rating threshold (show) Wow... Crazy... 5 stars...

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StingLikeABee

Dec. 29, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) That would have been a lot more fun if the controls weren't so awful.

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druafganger

Dec. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) None of my coworkers seem to mind I have blood all over me and scissors stuck in my gut.

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Ruhani_Mojumder

Dec. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Killed By Clown

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nowaitforme102

Dec. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by getting mauled by seal things. nice

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Solaya

Dec. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Killer clown. In the toilet. Enough said.

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HonorableCitizen

Dec. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) never have i looked at suicide this enjoyable!

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o_anman

Dec. 02, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) 10/10

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irissoiris

Dec. 02, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) hahaha. very funny game

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Zefortuner

Nov. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Took about 2 minutes of rollerblades and bombs at his face for him to die. Sheez, what are his insides made of?

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Gollemite

Nov. 23, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) died 3:21:111

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janine_heijenk

Nov. 22, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) i've never tried so hard killing myself.

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Nebula9

Nov. 20, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by sticking some explosive stuff in the microwave..... sigh*.... I love microwaved food

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moosicornss

Nov. 18, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by uh, being gay. Man, that guy sure didn't like my romantic advances.

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Ais4Awesome

Nov. 17, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) IS THIS GUY AN IMMORTAL!!!???? HE GOT BITTEN AND CHOMPED BY A SHARK OMG AND HE STILL SURVIVES!!!!!xdxdxdxd

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anceptix

Nov. 10, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I've never been so happy to die...

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FaceTube

Nov. 08, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This guy can take a beating that's for sure XD

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MordredH

Nov. 03, 2016

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AWESOMENESS198

Oct. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I died by a shark :P

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AWESOMENESS198

Oct. 28, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) This game is ridiculous and the guy is like invincible.

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Matarael99

Oct. 27, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) the music is awfull the rest is good

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phoebe2009

Oct. 25, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) I swear this guy is invincible or something

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freeofchargee1

Oct. 05, 2016

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MattTheDracolyte

Oct. 04, 2016

Under rating threshold (show) Can't beat 5 minute quest 'cause this lags so much for me

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