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aznglock

Jun. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I don't have the time for this, I'm trying to kill myself!

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Twisted_Honor

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died because insulted a gay wrestler.

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KerryL2

Jun. 02, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) there should be an achievement on killing yourself in less than 3 minutes, like there is on adult swim arcade on facebook..

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fishesofhawaii

May. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I wish it was casual Friday.

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RubinCox

May. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The control responsiveness is really aweful.

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aynonymous

May. 20, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) lol i went down and bothered technical suport and they all axed me

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kinglallak

May. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died because people wanted candy and I was wearing a pinata on my head...

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bigcupofcoffee

May. 12, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I pissed on so many computers, I must have drank 10 gallons of coffee this morning.

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CarlosHMA68

May. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I Love this game, I played it ages ago and told my friends and big brother! It's loltastic

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sand566

May. 07, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) then when hes about to die at the meeting he finds out he gets a promotion

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cool10927353

May. 05, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) hey, when do i get "casual friday"?

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cool10927353

May. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i love the loading screen! "lock&load"

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OHMAGAWD

Apr. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) paper shredders > copy room (Mimeomaimed 8% per copier) then up to the umbrella-postal service bit, maybe chuck in a few 'Youve been supplied' gets you kill in 2 minutes ish

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jjoorriissjjuuhh

Apr. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) viva pinata on ure headXD thats my deadXD

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matthew93

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) ate five urinal cakes, got hacked up by pshyco clown, elctrocuted himself, was attacked by a shark, and jumped by half a billion weasels and still had to go to the meeting lol this guy is either very lucky, very stupid or has stunt doubles or possibly some combination of the three

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khdoc

Apr. 13, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died getting shot by an umbrella ^^

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XLilybreezeX

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I stabbed myself with scissors! >:D

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tulsa100

Apr. 08, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died from the paper shreder

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Lenthall123

Apr. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Funny :D

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coolJ234

Mar. 28, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i threw up everywhere in the bathroom

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EthanN9

Mar. 22, 2012

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Monkeyboy02

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Why are there clowns in the bathroom??? O.o

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kittywarrior

Mar. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) is going to heaven with scissors in your stomach like bonus points in the eyes of god?

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Huntinater4k

Mar. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) easier solution: quit job

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Denestia

Mar. 04, 2012

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titanic2000

Mar. 03, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) whats with the shark? whats with the weasle gaurds? WHO IS THIS HORRABLE BOSS??? 4/5 NICE GAME, SHOULD HAVE MORE AND MORE BADGES

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deadrunner

Feb. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The cute little shark ate me

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DARKASSASSIN135

Feb. 21, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) good game :)

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cuboybestfan

Feb. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) everyone: stan what are you ow what the fBEEP worker: oh my god worker2: omg i got some bread pBEEPSS scientist: hey dont pee the computers copy guys: omg what the fuBEEP are you going ow why in the heEL hes a bloody person my infidels killer crown: come in takke that that you kick me in the balls stan Girl floor 2 omg what are you doing at the fish aaaaaaaaaaaaaa a shark ate you omg no that door is prohi oh oh f.CENSORED wesel get out of here final: co worker omg stan he died ow coronel mgs: stan respond stan staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan boss pEss off to your ANNOYING NOISE

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piewarlord101

Feb. 17, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I died by being Gygaxed by a nerd rofl!

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CK1708

Feb. 16, 2012

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magiquest100

Feb. 12, 2012

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master27662

Feb. 07, 2012

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Darkportals

Feb. 04, 2012

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Darkportals

Feb. 04, 2012

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WalrusRoad

Jan. 29, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) Now I remember why I don't like clowns...

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ShadowStalker2

Jan. 24, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) The clown killed me! Aren't clowns supposed to be fun?

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natethegrate56

Jan. 22, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i died by get stomped on by a domanatrix looking wrester

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DominickTheGamer

Jan. 19, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) i kept trying to die then finaly i ate that soap and that puked then died

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danner5

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) :D hey free mints X|

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Brogers44

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) First I got ripped apart by a shark.....still living.........then attacked by weasels. DEAD.

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typodestoyer9001

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 3/5. Glitched on me - wouldn't let me move.

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olivia_danielle

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) I CANT DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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chris1200

Jan. 16, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) death by chainsaw awesome

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HyperActive1OO

Jan. 10, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) 1:56 just go up to the supply room in the top right corner of the office and hold down space, although its not as fun doing it that way

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Boomerer

Jan. 09, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) OMG, a fat guy trapped me between a fridge and a desk -.-

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Xx_Thor_xX

Jan. 04, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) [+] If you died by a clown stabbing you.. my worst nightmare

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LowBro17

Jan. 01, 2012

Under rating threshold (show) + If you died by a stapler.

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Cothromoir

Dec. 31, 2011

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alexislag

Dec. 24, 2011

Under rating threshold (show) I died when the manager shoots at me. The manager is the murderer! LOL!

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