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Hey there whoo lets go yea eat like a retard ok lets have a shower or somethin ok....Yea whoo lets throw a ball naw that boring ok lets go for a ride....hmm the bike turned upside down ok....... OMFG ARGH OMG U MONSTR HE DIED SHIT OMG HE GOT SHREDDED AHHH IM GONNA HAVE NIGHTMARES FOREVER
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Aww It's An Chicken! I Will Name You Chicken! Oh! It's Look Like You Need To Eat And Be Clean! *LATER* I Will Teach You How The Use An Bike, OK He's Going To The Door! WUT? HE FELL! And Why The Bike Is Upside Down? NNNNNN MY CHICKEN DIED! WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?! UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU His Dead Boby Is Going Into A Can! DO I MADE A CHICKEN SOUP? Oh! The Name Is NOT Mean To Pet My Chicken! I HAVE To Kill And Put My Chicken The Soup Can! *Next + Later* YOU MUT DUH *Chicken Fells* NO KYou Not Living! You Dieing Everytime! (Also Why There Is A Can In My Ingame House?)
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So when the game meant,''Can your pet''it actually means you have to"can the pet."So here i am saying i had to can seven pets be canned by me...What a brutal game.Well at least it had a catchy song in the end...
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â–º Let's play chicks grind!
A legendary pet game #canyourpet has returned on mobile with new ending and more!!
Wanna see what your pet CAN do...?
http://bit.ly/canyourpet
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yay a chickie game
ohh i will name it chika
yay i will dress it up
aww maybe hes hungry
ima wash him :3
lemme play with him
ohh yay ima take him bike rideing
what just happene...why he falling
whats not a ... OH GOD
NO CHIKAAAAA
NOOOO
* cries *
HE IS FLALLING
NOOO
HE IS IN A CAN
IT SAIS CHIKA ON THE FRONT
ahh i get it, can your pet
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oh look an egg! its hatching, oh your so cute! I will name you George! George together we will conquer all, ----3 minutes later---- ok lets go for a bike ride George , I love bike rides after this you will too :D uh why did the floor go black, did you fall off the bike? why is the bike upside down? oh you must of fell lets get you back u- WTF!!!!!!! omg omg omg 911!!!! *THIS IS A SPOILER* aaaaaah! EVIL GAME -throws computer- :( GEORGE!! WHY.
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awww an egg I will name it cimchy I am going to dress you ok lets put a tupe of hair on you ohhh that is so CUTE ok eyes THAT IS SO FUNNY LOOKING ok that is SO CUTE ok lets put a mustash on you lets feed you ok now lets put you in the showere ok you are clean now lets play ball THAT WAS SO FUN now lets teach you how to ride a bike ohhhhhhhhh crap dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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this game is stupid its for like little kids until you ride the magical bike that kills you after and you don't get to ride the bike so this game flipping sucks monkey balls
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I started making a bunch of cans with chickens named after things and people I hate. This is how far I have gotten: pookies, preps, Raichu, Arbok, Gary Oak, Monsters, Radishes, n00bs, and spikes.