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Beyond impossible badge: Beat level E using keyboard, limiting your intense profanity to only 3 swearwords per second.
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For all the badges, the other levels are so easy compared to E that they're basically nothing.. Might as well change the requirements to 'Complete level E in mouse/keyboard mode"...
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Reading the comments, I noticed, E is apparently doable with keyboard. I am now hopeful... See you in 5-10 hours saying I managed it as well...
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I swear beating level E with the keyboard was the worst thing i did in my life.
Luckily i finally finished this impossible badge. Only took me like seven hours, six and a half only on level E :x
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I got the easy badge in 2010, the hard badge in 2011, and finally, FINALLY, the impossible badge in 2014! Here is a screenshot of my times, which show that you can get it even with a pretty terrible time on level e. http://prntscr.com/4a139w
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For anyone having difficulty reducing their time due to a poor run on level E do the following:
play level D, at the beginning at the part where there is that head thing and the upward facing arrows just run right through that part (avoid the head), you can finish the level in under 3 seconds if you do it correctly.
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After countless time of death in level E, finaly finish it 89.11 sec. Even after completing all level as fast as possible, my total time still at 211.89 sec. damn -_-
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The most important thing for the impossible badge is having good arrow keys. If you don't have good arrow keys, use a key remapper to set other keys instead (I used UHJK, but WASD would be make more sense I guess). Level E requires diagonal input and quick, small taps to truly have any kind of control.
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Level E was do-able with mouse, But with keyboard it's a whole other story, The other levels their difficulty is nothing compared to E :S
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I beat level E in 83.85 seconds... But instead of improving that to 60 or something, I decided to refine on the others. Turned out to be much easier. 10 minutes to shave off another 20 seconds. It took me 3 hours to beat level E.
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I was so close to complete level E on keyboard, for impossible achievement. But then I blinked and lost. My anger burns with the heat of a million suns!